Miscellaneous: Today, I called security at my school because I left my mittens...

By swarm20 - 05/02/2013 05:24 - United States - Mankato

Today, I called security at my school because I left my mittens in a classroom and it was locked. When the security officer showed up, he asked if the mittens I was looking for were the ones on my hands. I even had to take one of them off to call them. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/11/2010 05:37 - United States

Today, I accidentally set off an alarm at the school I work for. No one was there, I didn't have the code or password the company needed, my boss wouldn't answer his phone, 3 policemen interrogated me and asked for ID but realized I left home without my wallet. There was nothing I could do. I cried. FML

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By Zxry123 - 31/12/2022 16:00 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, I work the night shift as a security officer. I packed my uniform and my stuff into one large bag and left for work. When I arrived, I realized that I'd left something important at home, so guess what it was? My security pass and it was almost 5 minutes before my shift started. FML

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By MadameM - 26/02/2009 08:17 - United States

Today, I accidentally locked my car and house keys along with my phone in my car. Then I had to break into my own house looking for the spare. Someone called the police and I had to explain that I lived there. I forgot to grab the spare when I went to talk to the police officers I locked the door behind me. FML

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By phansmootchie - 20/12/2011 08:14 - United States

Today, I lost my keys. My roommate locked me out, then yelled at me when I made her come home to let me in. I tore my room apart searching for them, and even went out to search my locker room. When I got home, I glanced at my wall only to find my keys hanging on the hook I set up specifically for them. FML

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By Niquesha - 23/04/2011 23:56 - United States

Today, while trying on an outfit in the dressing room at the mall, I got locked in. I decided to take 5 minutes to try and get out by crawling under the door. After I got out, I realized I left my cell phone, my purse and my pants inside. FML

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By killmenow - 23/04/2014 14:54 - United States - New Orleans

Today, I locked myself out of my dorm room. I walked across campus, shoe-less and in nothing but my bathrobe, to find someone who could let me back in. Turns out I hadn't even shut the door properly and so it never actually locked. I can still hear the guy laughing at me. FML

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By anonymous - 17/01/2017 20:00

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night and had to go to the bathroom in my dorm. After coming out of the bathroom, I realized I'd let my auto-locking door close behind me. I had to go through the whole dorm, sprint across campus in my bra and underwear, and ask someone for my spare key. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/10/2024 22:00 - Canada

Today, I showed up to an important meeting 20 minutes late, claiming I couldn't find my keys. They were in my hand the whole time, and I realized it just as I reached for the doorknob. Everyone saw me pause mid-step, staring at my hand in disbelief. FML

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By Recon - 17/03/2009 12:16 - Switzerland

Today, I had gone to the store and bought a new wallet. 5 minutes later a security guard asks for my receipt. Turns out I had dropped my receipt. Some guy had picked it up and pretended I had stole his wallet. The guard confiscated my wallet because the guy had "his" receipt to prove it. FML

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ThirstyGrunt 6

Tuesday 5 February 2013 11:37

How do you.NOT deserve this ?

a1f0sff 25

Tuesday 5 February 2013 11:37

That's hilarious! I would have loved to see your face when he pointed that out...

Comments

Screwie 25

Tuesday 5 February 2013 12:15

Check around when you lose something before wasting people's time! C'mon how were you so distracted to do that?

lyssa13bell 15

Tuesday 5 February 2013 12:20

Intelligence at its finest!

Enslaved 36

Tuesday 5 February 2013 12:21

You silly little kitten. You never lost your mittens. Now stop acting like you're high!

lyssa13bell 15

Tuesday 5 February 2013 15:27

I think them being high is the only acceptable reason as to why this would happen!! Haha

outoftown 26

Tuesday 5 February 2013 23:06

Or seriously sleep-deprived.

krakhd 15

Tuesday 5 February 2013 12:25

ha ha

eaglerob 20

Tuesday 5 February 2013 12:30

Don't feel bad, I used to do that with my glasses all the time before I got LASIK.

hannaaaahr 33

Tuesday 5 February 2013 16:24

I actually once woke up thinking that my sight had magically improved, until I realized that I had simply fallen asleep wearing my contacts.

maz95 17

Tuesday 5 February 2013 12:42

Haha that really must've been an embarrassing moment. If I was that security officer, I'd be really pissed off!

I_iz_B_a_troll 23

Tuesday 5 February 2013 15:14

Maybe you have anger issues, I don't see having to walk down the hall and witness a funny situation as something to be pissed off over.. ;)

maz95 17

Tuesday 5 February 2013 15:27

I'd still find it annoying having to go over just to get someone to realise that they were wearing what they wanted me to get out of the room...or maybe that is just me.