By nikkiquila_0699 - 05/09/2009 21:24 - Canada

Today, I came back from my 3-month vacation in France. During my vacation I lost 32 lbs and I was so excited to show off my new body to my boyfriend. When he walked in the door, he didn't notice me, but he did notice my younger, thinner and tanner sister strutting around in her bikini. FML
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Pandasaur 0

Aw, that's a bummer. Congrats on losing 32 lbs though!

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volleyballgirl16 0

well you lost weight so youll be hot for a better boyfriend

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Leafhead 0

Well were you wearing a bikini? If not, you have no reason to be complaining. That's like comparing sex to masturbation. Yeah you're getting off, but how is completely different.

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Rouge_Plague 0

HAHA. This site really needs a meh button.

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GongButterfly 0

good job on losing weight :D you dont need your boyfriend, and shame on your sister for strutting around like that

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mastory96 0

ouch. he's the pedophile type then. how much "younger"?

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ViKAx3 0

aw. : that's stupid. now that you lost weight, flaunt it. :) does your sister have a boyfriend? ;)

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alex_vik 0

Because their comments are so awesome they're like ******* poems, (not really).

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DameGreyWulf 0

Agreed on flaunting it. Except while you're doing it, ever-so-kindly remind him of his little "mistake" Well, anyway, at least you feel better about yourself now. You don't need your boyfriend to validate your happiness, remember that.

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mrodriguez096 0

damn you're ugly next time you have a boyfriend make sure that you have some plastic surgeries and apart from that its not your fault that you're non atractive (scare anyone away) i suppose

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Ret_fml 0

Just because the boyfriend is looking at her sister it doesn't automatically make her ugly.

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the_stereotype 0

maybe he didn't recognize the OP after she lost so much wait, or is that too hopeful?

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DameGreyWulf 0

I think that is, but what's also too hopeful is that she told him that she lost weight and he assumed her sister was her.

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the_stereotype 0

oh, wow. thanks for not bitching about my grammar, #59. i just reread that and saw that i spelled it as "wait". i hadn't even thought about that possibility, but again, we're too hopeful.

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mrodriguez096 0

think about it she lost 30 something ponds and her boyfriend is still looking at her sister common she must be ugly if her boyfriend still doesn't notice her after such a big change btw was your vacation fun?

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funny_girly1 0

This comment is so pathetic. Do you even know this person? Either way you should just shut the heck up.

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romaunts 0

At least you're lookin' hotter. Prove to him why he's dating you, and not her. ;) And punish the hell out of him.

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f0rg3t_m3_n0t 0

This wouldn't be a problem if you were Wendy Tesaberger. Wendy Testaberger: [sees the rocket with Miss Ellen in it headed for the sun through a shoebox telescope and smiles] Bye Bye Miss Ellen Kyle Broflovski: [Shocked] You didn't! Wendy Testaberger: [takes the shoebox away to reveal disoriented eyes] I told her "Don't... ****... with... WENDY... TESTABERGER!"

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