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By nikkiquila_0699 - 05/09/2009 21:24 - Canada

Today, I came back from my 3-month vacation in France. During my vacation I lost 32 lbs and I was so excited to show off my new body to my boyfriend. When he walked in the door, he didn't notice me, but he did notice my younger, thinner and tanner sister strutting around in her bikini. FML

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Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents. Right when I arrived, his little sister said, "She's a lot fatter than you said!" FML

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By lalala - 18/07/2010 04:02 - Philippines

Today, my best friend told me I lost weight. I was happy because I've worked hard to shed off those pounds. I asked her what changes were evident, she told me that I now have a neck. FML

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Today, I returned home from a three-week vacation. None of my friends realized I'd been gone. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/02/2016 15:57 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I've recently become serious about getting fit, and have lost nearly 84 pounds. Apparently, when I was fat, I made her look smaller in comparison. When I got slimmer, she insisted I either gain the weight back or she'd leave. So she did. FML

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Pandasaur 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 1:23

Aw, that's a bummer. Congrats on losing 32 lbs though!

volleyballgirl16 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 1:27

well you lost weight so youll be hot for a better boyfriend

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nachoh22 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 2:11

can u send me a pic of ur sis plz??

registered 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 2:15

if you boyfriend is coming over y is your sister parading around in her bikini???

iGreen_Day 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 2:18

Your BOYFRIEND didn't notice you lost 32lbs? Dump that loser.

jessxoxo28 5

Sunday 6 September 2009 2:21

u should have shut ur sister in a closet be4 seeing him he's an ass anyway- u lost 32 lbs! if he didnt notice that dump his ass

indiana_gal 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 2:29

congratz on losing 32lbs!!!!!!!!!! screw him.....get a new bf

Ligerie 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 2:36

YAY! 32 pounds! And newly single! I don't know how you lost weight in France the dessert is amazing and the stands on the sidewalks are filled with good cheap food!

risquredhead 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 2:49

seriously.

TysonFawlay 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 2:36

Just give him the best round of bedroom golf he's ever had and it's fine... open the 18th hole for him :D

1dream_fml 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 2:38

One point to sexy sister Zero for you fatty :(

sacredpoppy 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 3:48

Shut the **** up.

berry_cheesecake 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 4:19

how about you try losing 32 lbs successfully you dirtbag

koolkat27 13

Sunday 10 June 2012 23:34

35 is obviously trolling.

MorlekEngel 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 2:51

Am I the only one who picked up on that? Seriously? Ugh. This ISN'T an FML. It's an FML that complete idiots can spell or use correct grammar/punctuation in their FIRST language!! You (the OP and idiots just like you) would be the first to complain if some foreign person dud it wrong. So go the **** back and learn ENGLISH.