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By Ruinedchristmas - 28/11/2014 18:07 - United States - Wrightsville

Today, I came home after doing some Black Friday shopping for Christmas presents. I told my husband I got the must-have toy our daughter has been dying for. As soon as I said it, I heard squealing and turned around to see her standing right behind me. There goes the surprise. FML

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By pissed - 17/12/2013 21:17 - United States

Today, my husband called me from the store, trying to decide whether or not to buy the new games console he's been wanting. I'd already purchased one and hid it, ready for Christmas Day. I couldn't talk him into not buying himself one. There goes a $500 surprise. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/12/2015 23:47 - Australia - Adelaide

Today, I opened my Christmas presents with my husband. One of the things he got me was a ball gag. "Yeah," he said with a grin, "That one's more for me but I didn't wanna buy myself headphones." Cue our son asking me what it was. FML

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By nosexlife - 12/09/2009 15:31 - United States

Today, I was with my seven year old daughter purchasing my husband a present for his birthday in a few weeks. At the register, in the very long line, I asked her where we could hide his present so he wouldn't find it, she responded loudly with "Hide it in your room! He never goes in there!" FML

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By dwood08 - 07/11/2014 01:55 - United States - New York

Today, my wife told me she had a surprise for me when I came home. Surprise to me means sex, not a new puppy. FML

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By now what - 24/12/2014 05:56 - United States - San Leandro

Today, my husband came home with a Christmas gift from a coworker. It's the same thing I got him. FML

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By dude, where's my balls? :( - 22/12/2012 20:25 - United States - Anchorage

Today, my mom and I went to Best Buy for some Christmas shopping. She picked up some presents for me and told me not to look at what she was buying. When we got to the register, she didn't have enough money, and I ended up having to buy my own presents. FML

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By perenoel - 03/12/2011 16:24 - France

Today, I dressed up as Santa Claus for my employees' children. After seeing all the others, my daughter's turn arrived. She sat on my lap, put her lips to my ear, and whispered softly: "I want a new dad." FML

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By Bob - 11/04/2009 00:37 - United States

Today, I finally bought the toy my two year-old son always wanted. He would always tap on the TV when the commercial for it would appear. I gave him the gift, and he started playing with the bag it came in. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/12/2010 20:51 - United States

Today, I went and bought my wife a new cell phone for a Christmas present. She called me five minutes later saying she got a notification e-mail thanking her for her purchase. FML

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By S. Fancyson - 16/04/2013 23:23 - United States

Today, I gave my wife a birthday present. For months she'd been talking about an expensive treadmill that she wanted, so I bought it. Her reaction when she saw it was to yell, "YOU THINK I'M FAT!" and burst into tears. FML

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blaw24 1

Saturday 29 November 2014 1:05

Should've told him in secret.

devildog562 33

Saturday 29 November 2014 1:08

Well it's still okay to wrap it up and hide it until Christmas. I'm sure she is happy to have a family that loves her and gets her what she wants at times .

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FieryMite 4

Saturday 29 November 2014 5:19

Doesn't matter she probably would found them anyway

soulreaper12296 28

Saturday 29 November 2014 6:02

Depending on how hold she is, she may forget by christmas that you bought it.

blackvyper 8

Saturday 29 November 2014 7:15

Should be easy for you to get a job at the FBI or NSA with your level of discretion.

Knightchaser27 25

Saturday 29 November 2014 7:38

At least you don't have to worry that she won't like it

PeaceFull 3

Saturday 29 November 2014 8:10

Oh the joy. She will be happy for the next 28 days.

YoursAlways98 13

Saturday 29 November 2014 9:06

Should've just texted him

jquaw 16

Saturday 29 November 2014 11:21

How old is she? If she's young she will probably forget haha even i pick stuff out I want and my mom buys it and I forget. Happens all the time xD

stonedfly3 15

Saturday 29 November 2014 12:40

To confuse her, put it in a box that is mostly empty and completely oversized for the item. She will see the big box and nothing the size the present is meant to be and think you forgot or something. At least that's what I would do. (Or if it's too big, take a photo of it and put that in a card and hide the actual present - still not seeing something the size it is meant to be)