By Divorce? - 29/07/2017 00:30

Today, I came home and caught my husband in a compromising position. He was watching Twilight. FML
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afallingstar 22

Revoke his man card immediately.

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Ray_of_midnight 22

Look at it this way: you now have blackmail material you can hold over him forever.

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Ray_of_midnight 22

Look at it this way: you now have blackmail material you can hold over him forever.

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heavenlyassbutt 11

Lol I have words. Fifty shades would actually be better; at least you could have kinky fuckery to look forward to. Twilight? That's just **********. Yuck yuck yuck!

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Glowworm56 26

What about necrophilia? Edward is technically undead.

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heavenlyassbutt 11

Yep. Thanks I forgot about that, double yuck.

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Mary Auman 9

think positive. it could have been magic Mike.

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appletreee 30

I think you know what you need to do, OP.

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Druu 53

I think what everyone seems to be missing is the unsaid implication: 1) He was in a compromising position; and 2) he was watching Twilight. The compromising position isn't that he was watching Twilight. To be more blunt, he was playing with his sparkly stake to either a vampire or werewolf. Or Bella.

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Ashamed_Sister 60

I don't think that your interpretation is correct. Not only in my humble opinion but the opinions of many of my friends the mere fact that he watched Twillight is a much more compromising position than an act of masturbation could ever be. Just think about this: A seemingly adult male and Twillight do not fit together. Period.

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Therebepeople 13

it all depends if he is team Edward or team jacob...

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Robert Andrew 10

Define compromising position? You gave us such a small amount of info to go on here and my imagination is running wild. I mean you A. Caught he masturbating with a donut B. Moving a shampoo bottle up his ass at a medium pace C. Performing a circle jerk by himself D. Shaving his scrotal hairs with your epilady You see my problem here.

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