By superfiedman - 04/08/2009 08:40 - United States

Today, I came home at noon from a long night out. I was surprised to see a woman I didn't recognize standing in my living room in a brown dress and heels. As I walked up to the door and knocked to be let in, the woman whipped around and I figured out who it was. My dad. FML
I agree, your life sucks 56 512
You deserved it 3 437

Same thing different taste

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NGM_47 0

I wonder what you guys talked about after that, it must have been reeeeaaaaally awkward =/

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18th Your dad sounds like a pretty cool person

lilmisslovely13 15

actually ur 17th. haha loser

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that IS rather awkward, given all the social embarrassment that it might cause. but it's his life, not yours, so even though it's very much an FYL, let him be.

LittleMel4 0

it is really sad how close minded people are. I am very lucky to live in a community that excepts any form of transgenderism whether; transsexual, cross dresser, androgynous, bi gender, gender queer, butch, transvestite. It is sad that people think it is "disgusting" that someone is different. This is why there are so many hate crimes against transgendered people because of ignorant asshats who think gender is binary. I hope some day you will see the error of your ways.

heyimallison 0

but come on. if your dad showed up completely dressed as a girl , you'd be like 'OH HEY DAD WHAT'S UP?'

Unregistered 0

Oh and excepts? I guess the community you live in also has low education funds.