By Anonymous - 23/04/2009 14:09 - United States

Today, I came home from a two-week overseas business trip. My wife was at work, but she came home for lunch. When she came in, she brushed right past me to hug and talk to her dog. When I mentioned it, she said, "But I haven't seen him all day!" FML
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genius_man16 0

I would seriously consider re-evaluating whether you want to stay married to her or not. I mean, i realize people like their pets, but really? What. A. Bitch.

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missus_butter 0

Whatever the dog is doing, start doing that.

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ohhhhshizzz 0

#10: You can get a stfu loser. And wow, your wife is..... wow, she is quite a crazy lady. But hey, at least it isn't cats. That is creepy.

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Trebek 0

Lol, your wife has a good sense of humor. I'd keep her

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Trix_Disorder 20

@10 Yeah, stfu. @OP I'm sorry that happened. Some women don't have their priorities straight.

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jakerman3 0

i see a divorce in the near future, jk, but she was probably joking

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Clutch118 0

I'd cut that bitch. lol

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suicidekings 0

the dog's tongue is bigger than yours. 'nough said. (:

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