By Anonymous - 23/04/2009 14:09 - United States

Today, I came home from a two-week overseas business trip. My wife was at work, but she came home for lunch. When she came in, she brushed right past me to hug and talk to her dog. When I mentioned it, she said, "But I haven't seen him all day!" FML
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genius_man16 0

I would seriously consider re-evaluating whether you want to stay married to her or not. I mean, i realize people like their pets, but really? What. A. Bitch.

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missus_butter 0

Whatever the dog is doing, start doing that.

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AngryPants 0

Same thing happened to me....I just laughed, how can you enjoy a dog more than your own son?

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erijgio89248 0

haha #45 that's terrible.

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ditlihi 0

Crap like this was the beginning of the end for me. It only got worse. When I finally walked out, she wanted to know why. I simply said there was nothing for me to come home for any more. Hope you have a happier ending.

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Jackiie_fml 0

I bet she was cheating. Two weeks with no husband? Mabey shes cheating on you with the dog

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trackrunner525 0

lmfao @47...you need to stop taking things someone said online so personally...what if i am a "machismo prick"...you just let one get under your skin. Also, maybe you should take your own advice 'bout the presumptuous part P.S. - next time you try to sound smart, make sure you can spell the big words correctly...its presumptuous, not presumptious

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KeithHarris 0

Doesn't it feel good to matter. :-D

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Rota 0

Ohhshizzz, quite a few guys means your hand and a porno. Don't be mad because you were born of the lesser form of humans, we all have to deal with life's problems.

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KeithHarris 0

oh I almost forgot. #10 Amen to that!

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poolshark 0

trackrunner: Next time you try to sound like a jerk, expect some retaliation. Don't flatter yourself, you did not get under my skin and I was not being presumptUous... did you not repeat 'amen' like a sheep with nothing original of their own to say?

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