By Anonymous - 23/04/2009 14:09 - United States

Today, I came home from a two-week overseas business trip. My wife was at work, but she came home for lunch. When she came in, she brushed right past me to hug and talk to her dog. When I mentioned it, she said, "But I haven't seen him all day!" FML
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You deserved it 4 333

Same thing different taste

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I would seriously consider re-evaluating whether you want to stay married to her or not. I mean, i realize people like their pets, but really? What. A. Bitch.

missus_butter 0

Whatever the dog is doing, start doing that.

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Ohhhshizzz is a prime example why #10 is so true. Let me add an amen, and also the fact that I've slept with quite a few women and have always had that attitude. Get off your high horse and don't be jealous of other women because most men wouldn't bring their dick within 10 feet of you if that's you in the picture. I mean just look at yourself, you're being an Internet white night on fmylife.com. How pathetic is that? Go do something women were made for, like making sandwiches or bearing children and let us men enjoy ourselves. Women don't belong on the Internet, it's too much for their small minds to handle.

poolshark 0

Actually, #1, I think it is you and logic that do not match. With a stereotypical attitude like that, the only way you will get laid is to pay for it. Same goes for #10 and his idiot minions that don't understand that: 1) every woman (every person, even) is different and 2) maybe women act crazy/illogically toward you because you are, in fact, an asshole.

#10 Amen! On the other hand; Dogs > humans They don't lie, they don't ask for much, they are soft (oke fat women are softer but fat women aint something you want to cuddle with), they are almost always happy to see you no matter what you did and they make the best faces + wiggle their tale.

dogs can lie. my dog is a little shot. she always breaks things and then when I show her, she acts surprised.

That sucks. Some people are so weird about their pets. I know someone who won't leave the house for longer than a couple of hours because they can't let their cat have a dirty litter box and must scoop it every time the cat poops.

your married to a stupid bitch LOL i bet that has to suck my friend.

SmoothTalker 0
lyndis_fml 0
XcrazyXgirlX 0

haha my mom does that all the time when she gets home from work...first she says hi to the dog and about five minutes later she'll remember that i exist and say hi to me lol

ohhhhshizzz 0

Ohhhshizzz is a prime example why #10 is so true. Let me add an amen, and also the fact that I've slept with quite a few women and have always had that attitude. Get off your high horse and don't be jealous of other women because most men wouldn't bring their dick within 10 feet of you if that's you in the picture. I mean just look at yourself, you're being an Internet white night on fmylife.com. How pathetic is that? Go do something women were made for, like making sandwiches or bearing children and let us men enjoy ourselves. Women don't belong on the Internet, it's too much for their small minds to handle. First off, shut up. 'Quite a few women' That means, your hand and a porno./ Why would I be jealous, I'm fourteen I don't feel the need to have sex or have a guy bring their dick within '10 feet of me' I know quite a few guys who would like to have sex with me and I'm not ugly, thank you very much. I never commented on anyones facial appearnces, jack ass. Make little sandwiches and bear kids? What time are you living in, because it isn't the 21st century. And 'women don't belong on the Internet?' I'm in all honors classes I have a 3.0 and I am really smart, as for you. Well I don't think you have A brain cell, period. SO **** YOU.

screelov 0

asshole. if you every say that to a woman, you will get severley injured. go play with your hotwheels or something,kid.