By Anonymous - 23/04/2009 14:09 - United States

Today, I came home from a two-week overseas business trip. My wife was at work, but she came home for lunch. When she came in, she brushed right past me to hug and talk to her dog. When I mentioned it, she said, "But I haven't seen him all day!" FML
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genius_man16 0

I would seriously consider re-evaluating whether you want to stay married to her or not. I mean, i realize people like their pets, but really? What. A. Bitch.

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missus_butter 0

Whatever the dog is doing, start doing that.

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ohhhhshizzz 0

All the guys who are saying amen, never will or have gotten laid with that stsupid attitude.

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rukusrazor 0

Looks like you need to start enjoying the taste of peanut butter like the dog does.

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watchnlearn 0

Some people just love their dogs. It's not necessarily considered right, but hey, pets provide unconditional love. We can't really judge the wife, no offense to the person who wrote this FML, but the husband could be kind of a jerk or the frequently absent type. And maybe she wanted to give a quick greeting to the dog, so she'd have more time to welcome her husband home, or she wanted to pet the dog before she washed her hands for eating lunch...something like that.

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jdkfgkjdfb 0

That kind of reminds me of this thing I heard, but not really: How do you tell who loves you more, your wife or your dog? Lock them both in the trunk of your car and see which one's happy to see you when you let them both out.

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i_like_chicks 0

wow she's a real bitch...

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tehhotness 0

Guess you know who shes been cheating with while you were gone

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Bhetti 0

Your response: Tell her to shut up, dog's bitch and come give you a kiss. Jokingly.

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