By Anonymous - 23/04/2009 14:09 - United States

Today, I came home from a two-week overseas business trip. My wife was at work, but she came home for lunch. When she came in, she brushed right past me to hug and talk to her dog. When I mentioned it, she said, "But I haven't seen him all day!" FML
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genius_man16 0

I would seriously consider re-evaluating whether you want to stay married to her or not. I mean, i realize people like their pets, but really? What. A. Bitch.

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missus_butter 0

Whatever the dog is doing, start doing that.

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ohhhhshizzz 0

Rota: No I don't need to **********, I'm not that desperate. Unlike you.

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nazooer 11

#7, He should hump her leg? LOL :D

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Ownord_fml 10

#32 Troll !! (in every sense of the word ^^)

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ohhdamn 0

at least you're number two (:

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AK 2

Time to get a new wife.

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chanceuse_fml 0

#32 needs to shut the **** up. Surprise! It's the 21st century! Welcome!

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xael128 0

next time ur with her and u c a chic u kno, drop whatever converstion ur havin and hug HER

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pippysthename00 0

You deserved it for being that ugly.

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tacoma77 0

yea my mom does that stuff to me. this past summer i had severe pneumonia and a high fever. my mom left me for 2 weeks and got pissed when I had to CONVINCE her to take me to the doctor. she refered to me as a financial drain. then my moms dog (whom i hate) threw up on the rug, she rushed over and took him to the vet that day and checked up on him evry 5 minutes. it was 500$ just to hear her dog had a stomach virus, and she was more than willing to pay 9000$ for a surgery to have her dogs kidney stone removed, which he could have just pissed out...for free.

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