Miscellaneous: Today, I came home from work to find that my girlfriend had sold...

By Anonymous - 22/02/2015 20:41 - United States

Today, I came home from work to find that my girlfriend had sold all of my N64 and Atari games and both the consoles and bought me a PS4 with the money. While I was standing there in shock, she kissed me on the cheek and said, "I know, I'm the greatest." FML

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By Anonymous - 07/01/2010 00:29 - Canada

Today, I entered my bedroom, ready to play some COD on my xbox 360. Instead, I find a note where my xbox used to be. It read "You think you can cheat on me and get away with it? Fuck you. I smashed the hell out of your stupid xbox." It was signed by my girlfriend. I never cheated on her. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/12/2014 20:00 - United States - Framingham

Today, my fiancé pawned off my engagement ring so he could buy himself a PS4. FML

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By syn1734 - 16/10/2009 17:33 - United States

Today, my girlfriend called me and told me "she has a surprise for me when I got home" in a sexy voice. So, I hurried home only to find a note saying she left me and took my dog. Deeply depressed, I went into the living room. She took my TV also. FML

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By MexyBoy - 13/08/2009 05:23 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 8 months and I broke up. We decided to give back everything we ever bought for each other. I gave her the stuff she bought me and when I asked for my stuff she said she'd sold it and spent the money on herself. FML

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By Girl - 17/03/2010 07:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of more than two years told me in front of all of our friends that he'd trade me for some Playstation 3 games. I laughed it off because I thought he was kidding. He made it clear that he was serious. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/02/2013 20:23 - Germany

Today, my girlfriend bought herself a brand new iPad and iPod Touch, and returned my aging iPod and Kindle, which she constantly steals for her own use. She considers it my Valentine's Day present. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/12/2014 05:05 - United States - San Diego

Today, I came home to find out my roommate sold my PS4, because, "You don't use it anymore." FML

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By marriedbutlonely - 15/02/2016 02:36 - United States - Federal Way

Today, after having my husband ask if I 'had any plans' for the weekend, and him mentioning that he got me something special, he played his PS4 for hours, ignored me, then finally took a break to hand me a tiny box of chocolates. I can't even be mad because he looked so proud. FML

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By ThinZ - 24/12/2011 00:26 - United States

Today, I invited a few of my co-workers over to play video games. Within an hour, my wife had gotten drunk, grabbed my controller, told me to "get back in the kitchen", and described to everyone in blood-chilling detail how she took her first boyfriend's virginity. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/02/2015 20:42 - Australia - Blacktown

Today, I won a game of Monopoly against my girlfriend. She reacted by sweeping the board off the table, storming out the front door, and mowing down my mailbox driving away. FML

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TDog3337 12

Monday 23 February 2015 7:51

Childhood Ruined... I'm so sorry

heart_aussie_fml 20

Monday 23 February 2015 7:52

She probably (hopefully) had the best intentions, but that doesn't explain why she thought it was normal to sell someone else's possessions.

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crazycly 7

Monday 23 February 2015 20:22

I personally don't know if i could forgive this. Would most probably be ex gf after this! So sorry dude

dnice1864 18

Monday 23 February 2015 20:22

Noooooooo!!!!!! say it ain't so! sorry O.P.

dnice1864 18

Monday 23 February 2015 20:24

Noooooooo!!!!!! Say it ain't so! Sorry O.P.

orangeink25 3

Monday 23 February 2015 20:25

what a bitch. I would have sold her to the prostitution ring and bought all the stuff back.

Eternity49 13

Monday 23 February 2015 20:31

Ebay could be your friend right now, those are being bought/sold there all the time lately. I actually just sold a few consoles.

Kaguya99 20

Monday 23 February 2015 20:45

O.O NOOOOooooooo.....why would she do that?!? T-T

buckfever 6

Monday 23 February 2015 20:45

Now sell the ps4 and hire a hit man

KayDee29 31

Monday 23 February 2015 20:46

That's when you pack your sh** and get out of there. You don't deserve that.

2ru 14

Monday 23 February 2015 20:49

Her heart was in the right place. To bad your consoles and games are not.

Pauline96_fml 20

Monday 23 February 2015 20:54

See if you can return it and get your old systems back

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