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By thefoolwhorippedhispants - 20/04/2018 01:30

Today, I came home from work to realize I had a massive rip in my shorts from my crotch to my crack. I have to lean over constantly in front of dozens of people at my job. Not one person said anything, but now I know why they were chuckling. FML

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Today, I went to the doctor's office. People kept staring at me and I couldn't figure out why. Later, I realized my sister's puppies had chewed a noticeable hole in my pants' crotch. FML

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Friday 20 April 2018 1:48

Are you a plumber? If so, showing your ass crack is mandatory.

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Friday 20 April 2018 1:51

I hope your underwear wasn't too embarrassing.

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LikeLegitness 20

Friday 20 April 2018 21:59

Same thing happened to me not too long ago. I was running errands all day and went to the mall with a friend when she told me I had a huge rip in my shorts on my butt.