Miscellaneous: Today, I came home tired and hungry from work. I put my feet...

By special-ingredient - 02/08/2009 03:41 - Canada

Today, I came home tired and hungry from work. I put my feet up and sat down with a big bowl of chips and salsa. I thought I must have been really hungry because my regular no-name salsa tasted way better than usual. I looked down to examine the jar. Looks like I like the taste of mold. FML

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Same thing different taste

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By badeats - 22/06/2009 05:43 - United States

Today, I visited my grandma. She offered me some chips in a Ziploc bag. I thought they were sour cream and onion chips from the look of them. They tasted funny, but I didn't want to be rude and I kept eating. I looked closer after a while and noticed that what I thought were chives was actually mold. FML

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Added spice

By hungry - 06/04/2009 03:19 - United States

Today, I was hungry and decided to nibble on some Cheez-Its I had in my room. After I'd enjoyed some of them, I looked into the box to see how many I had left, where I noticed a lot of little black moving dots. Apparently I wasn't the only one enjoying the crackers. FML

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By Aliya - 01/03/2009 14:14 - United States

Today, I was eating nacho chips with my nieces when I started to feel that some were wet. I look at my niece and notice she was sucking on the chips, and putting them back in the bag. FML

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By Magaña.i.am - 16/04/2019 16:00

Today, I was halfway through eating a what I though was a delicious sandwich, when I turned it over and saw nasty green mold on the bread. FML

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MY CHEESE!

By Anonymous - 19/11/2024 16:00 - United States - Tuckerton

Today, I went to work. All day, all I wanted to eat was my favorite cheese, which was waiting for me at home. I came home and someone had eaten it, then put the empty wrapper back in the fridge. FML

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By garlicbread - 26/11/2009 22:11 - United Kingdom

Today, I decided to make myself a nice meal. I bought expensive pasta and sauce etc. It looked delicious, I decided the finishing touch would be some parmesan cheese. I grabbed the bag and threw a handful of cheese on my meal. The cheese was about 98% mould. FML

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Haute cuisine

By youwouldbeacat - 28/04/2009 02:38 - United States

Today, I was making a nacho and grabbed some refried beans that were in a plastic container out of the fridge and put them on top of the chips. After I’m completely done eating my mom looks in the fridge and asked me if I knew where the cat food was. I just ate a small can of cat food. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/01/2017 11:20

Today, I found out what rotten cooked potato both smells and tastes like. FML

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Hangover blues

By VibeCheck - 10/03/2020 07:57

Today, I woke up hungover and went to the kitchen for some food. I saw what I thought was a blueberry muffin. Halfway through eating it, I realized I couldn’t taste any blueberries, so I tried another one. I then remembered my dad telling me to throw out any old food we had. It was mould. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2019 12:00

Today, I was making one of those microwavable pizza kits. Realizing I had no crushed red pepper to put on it, my mom suggested using a chili pepper she had dried. Thinking it was a great idea, I cracked it open on my pizza and out popped some fuzzy white mold and two maggots. FML

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paprikacha 9

Sunday 2 August 2009 12:21

This is why I always inspect everything before I eat it. FYL, though, because I can understand how unobservant hunger makes you.

fmh123 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 12:07

Mold makes everything taste better

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Ranoona 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 17:20

it's still kinda gross lol eww.

EzZy_Alpha 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 17:28

Well,both mold and mushrooms are fungus.And most fungus aren't harmful.It's not that bad.

hsumalachi 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 18:04

my lord. look before you eat!!! am i the only one that looks and smells everything before i eat it??? i even smell the water in my water bottle. one time it smelled kinda like broccoli. turns out it had mildew. good thing i smelled it. LEARN PEOPLE!!!!

Blue_Coconuts 7

Sunday 2 August 2009 18:53

Damn dude, paranoid much? I'd have starved to death now if I was like that.

DameGreyWulf 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 20:16

Well, Paranoid Person (or Mr. PP for short) has a point. You SHOULD always check before consumption, especially if it's something you've had for a while or if you've stored it incorrectly for a certain time (for example, leaving a pot of sauce on the stove for a day). Not really an issue of paranoia, just being smart about what you're absorbing... though, smelling water bottles might be a little far... just check the date, dude lol

SpitFyre 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 18:13

Unless the mold is harmful, who cares? If it tasted better, maybe you should always let your salsa get moldy before you eat it.

Superkenkun 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 18:19

Lol if you likd that then you could eat food with Andrew Zimmern.

DncrHap 9

Sunday 2 August 2009 18:25

I mean, cheese is really just moldy dairy, and it's delicious! So, it's not totally whacked that you would like the taste. I'm sure it still grosses you out, though. Sorry.

insert_name 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 19:10

lol as spitfyre said, thats all cheese is, molds such a great seasoning :P

Derkek 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 19:19

hahaha gross.

vampirate 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 19:27

hahaha, one time some friends and I were eating salsa and we were wondering why it tasted so zesty. Turns out it had fermented. (I would say fermentation is not quite as bad as mold though)