Miscellaneous: Today, I came home to find a BMW partially blocking my driveway....

By Stoopid - 07/07/2009 17:25 - United States

Today, I came home to find a BMW partially blocking my driveway. I was already having a bad day, and was upset that some stuck up fool blocked my driveway, so I keyed the driver's side. 5 minutes later my parents show up. The BMW was a graduation gift for me. FML

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By jason - 24/04/2009 13:24 - United States

Today, I came home to find a car parked in my assigned space. Pissed off, I left a note on the car's windshield saying, "Hey Assface, thanks for parking in my spot. I spat on your door handle." It turns out it was my girlfriend's parent's car. They took us out to dinner. FML

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You deserved it 76 749

By Badday - 25/10/2009 04:38 - Canada

Today, I went on a date with a girl that I really like. I picked her up from her house, and as I was pulling out of her driveway, I hit her dad's BMW, knocking off the bumper. FML

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By Nchristine - 27/05/2010 20:59 - United States

Today, I came home to find my dad had backed into my already crappy car. The reason they didn't buy me a nicer car in the first place was they were afraid I'd wreck it. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/07/2023 11:00 - Australia

Today, I went to pick my daughter up from school, only to find that a contractor had parked his car across my driveway. After squeezing my car out, I went to drive out of my street, only to find it had been blocked off. I drove in the other direction to find that a bulldozer was blocking the other end. FML

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You deserved it 126

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By Gregoree - 16/04/2022 00:01

Today, I borrowed my mom’s BMW to impress my new girlfriend. I'd told her that I owned an accounting firm, so I had to look the part. Today was also the day someone decided to rear-end us. That someone happened to be my boss at Burger King. Let’s just say, the cat’s out of the bag and I’m single now. FML

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You deserved it 3 015

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By Wathaveidone - 12/07/2021 02:01

Today, I saw a sketchy looking person frustratingly trying to open a BMW in the parking lot where I work. I ran outside to confront him and call the cops. Turns out, not only was he the owner of that vehicle, but he was one of our company’s biggest donors. FML

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You deserved it 1 333

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By carlyalexia - 28/08/2020 20:01

Today, I was trying to do a nice thing and let my friend's mom borrow my car. I went to move my mom's car that was parked behind me so that I could get my car out, and then proceeded to back into my dad's new company car. FML

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You deserved it 626

By wtfman101 - 28/08/2009 14:56 - United States

Today, I woke up to find the entire driver's side of my car wrecked. Front door, back door, front and rear bumper smashed to shit. A drunk driver had hit it the previous night and ran. Don't worry though, he stopped and left his insurance information. He keyed it into the undamaged side of my car. FML

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You deserved it 2 720

By Anonymous - 26/07/2019 06:12

Today, during a driving lesson, I accidentally rear-ended a BMW at a traffic light. The number plate was "Law Man." FML

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By really?! - 22/03/2020 06:30

Today, I found my car with its front end smashed in. The offender was nowhere to be seen, but had left a helpful note that stated, "Sorry about your car but you can go fuck yourself because you will never find me. Muwahahaha!" FML

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You deserved it 145

NGM_47 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 23:08

WOW!! you're stupid...even if it wasn't yours, you shouldn't have done that, you're just rude!! YDI x 100!!

xlol_fml 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 23:07

What an overreaction o_O

Comments

kellster 2

Wednesday 8 July 2009 1:31

Holy ******* shit. You are the epitome of a spoiled brat. You got a BMW for a graduation present?!?!?! And you're such a spoiled asshole that a bad day makes it somehow acceptable in your mind to KEY someone's CAR for blocking your driveway PARTIALLY???????? I hope to hell your parents learned something about the little shit they raised, make you pay for the damage and return it to the dealership!!!!

IronysMe 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 1:31

FAIL! though i'd say that they deserve it, if anything, for not making you work for a car...spoiling raises kids WRONG

skullbuster 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 1:32

B-O-O H-O-O, you can honestly submit something that says "I keyed my own graduation BMW because I thought it was someone elses and now FML." You arrogant little ****, shove that Bimmer right up your ass!!! YDI.

vvvalori 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 1:33

Haha! I'm so glad you keyed your own ******* car! LAME how immature do you have to be to key a random car?!? Grow up. I hope your parents beat you for that.

donner1423 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 1:36

Okay, YDI for being immature, ignorant and just plain mean! Why would you do that to anyone? And if it's blocking your driveway, oh well I'm sure there's a good reason for that. You have a lot of growing up to do.

lovely997 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 1:40

Maybe they shouldn't have blocked your drive way. That's kinds where it all started

guitardedman 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 1:42

GOOD YOU ******* ********. there are so many reasons why you deserve this... anyone who thinks an appropriate reaction to seeing a car parked in their driveway is to key it needs to be punched in the mouth. keying a car is a permanent defacing of someones vehicle, and can only fully be repaired by a new partial paint job. as someone who has had their car keyed, i literally have never been so furious as when that happened to me. you got a ******* BMW for a grad present, boo-*******-hoo. i was glad to get college tuition as a grad present, and thats still up in the air. god you little **** i hope you ******* trash that car for being such a selfish ********

ohh_wow 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 1:44

karma's a bitch. oh well. like seriously, i hope you learned a lesson just because you're having a bad day does not give you the right to go and take your frustration out on others. enjoy your new car...