By Anonymous - 02/04/2009 05:13 - United States

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Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML
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It_Doesnt_Matter 0

HOLY ******* SHIT, NEW FAVORITE FML!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahah I WANNA BE YOUR FRIEND.

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phillip1337 0

seriously, you have the greatest mom on earth!

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devils69 0

That is amazing!!! A lady with that kind of humor about sexuality is probably a great lay too. She single?

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kelseysue92 0

HAHA!! LOVE IT! does your mom need a new BFF? Cause she sounds AWESOME =D

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Jimboom 11

ROFL!! Your mom FTW!! But seriously.. a sock?? Wouldn't that chaff if you have a particularly strenuous wank? And what about if there is any toe jam in the sock. Give yourself a nice fungus infection down there before you even have sex!

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ellakacyme22 6

maybe he uses the sock when his about to spill and not in the act itself

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curlyfry33 8

This comment made me go from lol to wtf

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il08ty 0

Wow I can't stop laughing. Thank your mom for it. I mean it must take a lot of love and compassion for her to even just touch it. Not to mention spending time doing crazy crafting skills to it. She must love you very much.

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yesmy_love 0

wow, that is ******* excellent. KUDOS MA!

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tehhotness 0

Go find her vibrator and grab a sharpie and draw a face with a moustache on it, revenge my friend, revenge

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Derkek 0

I picture a purple vibrating bullet that looks like Mario.

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RealityChecker 0

She probably has someone already, who wouldn't want that awesome a person to date!

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