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By jesushelpme - 22/10/2012 19:08 - United States - Nixa

Today, I came home to find an almost completely devoured cheesecake, The Notebook playing on the TV, and a shoe thrown at my head. It's safe to say my girlfriend is just about on her period. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/07/2021 23:01 - Bahrain - Manama

Today, my boyfriend and I got into a fight after the gym. Then, a cheesecake I'd baked for a client cracked all the way through. Then, my oven broke as I was trying to make a new one, so I left to bake it at a friend's house, at which point I locked my keys and all of my supplies inside my car. FML

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By wtf - 30/01/2015 09:00 - United States - Dearborn

Today, I walked into my bedroom to find my boyfriend clipping his toe nails into my pillow case. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/09/2024 22:00 - United Kingdom - Barnsley

Today, I got home from a holiday to find out that my flatmate had thrown a party. Everything seemed fine at first, then I noticed that someone had taken a dump in my running shoes that were in my bedroom closet. FML

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By Kyokushin - 03/06/2009 14:15 - United States

Today, I came home from work when I heard people in my apartment. My apartment was supposed to be empty, so I entered ready to fight some thieves. I rushed in and hit the closest person to me before the lights switched on. It was a surprise party. I broke my girlfriend's cheek-bone. FML

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By chaos2007 - 13/05/2009 05:11 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. After a day out partying, I came home to find all my stuff smashed in the yard, even my 42" plasma TV. After asking my girlfriend what her problem was, she said a "slut" left a message on the machine stating how fun last night was. It turned out to be my mom. FML

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By Nick - 22/05/2018 01:30

Today, my girlfriend and I went to see a horror movie. It ended up scaring her so badly that she refused to leave our bed all night long, even to pee. I have to clean the mattress now. FML

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By jack - 28/05/2019 12:00

Today, I asked my new girlfriend if she was feeling alright, since she is on her period for the first time since we started dating. I got an empty cereal bowl thrown at my head. Question asked and answered. FML

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It was an accident!

By innocent - 06/01/2014 21:32 - Australia

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house, and she was tickling me. It got a bit rough, and she fell out of bed and hit the floor. Her parents, thinking we'd been fighting, burst into the room to see her holding her bloody nose. She didn't say anything while her dad kicked my ass. FML

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Get out

By Anonymous - 15/07/2022 00:00

Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating, so she smashed me in the head with her handbag so hard my eyeball is red from a burst blood vessel. I followed her home, where she tried to pretend she knew nothing, it wasn’t her I'd seen, she’d been home all day. I had to get the cops to drag her out my house. FML

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By syn1734 - 16/10/2009 17:33 - United States

Today, my girlfriend called me and told me "she has a surprise for me when I got home" in a sexy voice. So, I hurried home only to find a note saying she left me and took my dog. Deeply depressed, I went into the living room. She took my TV also. FML

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mikepzz 27

Tuesday 23 October 2012 0:49

I wish you luck good sir.

have_a_moment 0

Tuesday 23 October 2012 0:50

Buy chocolate. Tons of chocolate.

Comments

maddygirl820 10

Tuesday 23 October 2012 1:10

Good luck

cannotthinkofone 10

Tuesday 23 October 2012 1:14

I'm surprised no one has said it yet: Bloody Hell!

Ilikeurfmls 13

Tuesday 23 October 2012 1:18

Better than pregnant!

liv_graham 7

Tuesday 23 October 2012 1:30

Honestly, all the stereotypes about girls on their period are getting old. Can a girl not eat a cheesecake and watch 'The Notebook' without being accused of being on her period? When I'm on my period, I suck it up, and carry on with my life as if it was a normal day. And maybe she threw a shoe at your head because you're and asshole for assuming she's on her period.

Shrike 23

Tuesday 23 October 2012 1:35

Sounds like "someone" needs some midol, STAT. And by "someone", I mean "liv_graham".

Quiet_one 22

Tuesday 23 October 2012 2:23

Agreed, 54. The only time I've wanted to throw something at a guy was when he asked if I was on my period because apparently that's the only reason a woman would ever act angry toward a man. In reality I was nowhere near my period, and I was only mad at him because he was being a complete douche even before that comment. Arguing with guys is the most irritating thing in the world, because no matter what reason you have for being upset or how you try to explain it to them they always chalk it up to "she must be on her period, because there's no way she could have a legitimate reason to not be happy all the time." Or maybe all the guys I know are just assholes. I hope that's all it is.

pink_raindrops 26

Tuesday 23 October 2012 2:36

I think it is just the guys you know. I've never had a guy react like that when I've been angry with them...not even when I was in high school with immature guys. Some guys are just jerks and act like that, but most guys don't and really shouldn't be lumped in with the few assholes.

Quiet_one 22

Tuesday 23 October 2012 2:44

I hope you're right, 92. Maybe it's unfair to say "guys I know" - it's more like "guys I know who do things that piss me off" and that's certainly not all of them. Sadly, these guys are all well out of high school, so I don't know what their excuse is.