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If you want to cheer her up, get her some Sea Monkeys. They're monkeys of the sea that look like a Dr. Seuss creation. They tell jokes and do plays, even musicals! And what do you have to do to have all this fun? Just add water.
Reminds me of "How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days". She's either acting crazy so you'll break up with her or.. She has gone mental. Either way, sucks for you!
I said you deserve it for dating an idiot, although if she is incredibly hot, then it's probably just the price you have to pay!
Clearly you didn't choose to date her for her intellect. Why are you so upset about it now? Maybe it's time to play Henry Higgins. I can't guarantee you won't get dumped for it, but you could try.
Did she go to a school that taught intelligent design by any chance?
You must have already known she wasn't the brightest bulb in the box so, YDI! Try going for intelligence next time! Beauty fades, dumb is forever. Think about it! Do you wanna someday have kids with this moron??
Aside from beauty and intelligence, there's also character. Unfortunately, people seem to forget that. Do you want a gorgeous and intelligent girlfriend that is total bitch? Or do you want a psycho girlfriend? Gold-digger girlfriend? Manipulative girlfriend? Abusive girlfriend? Pretty and intelligent people can be evil/abusive/jerks, you know... Besides, intelligence is overrated. Smarter people tend to be unhappy. If he's enjoying his life with his girlfriend, it shouldn't matter if she isn't female version of einstein...
104: 1. IQ is not "intelligence". 2. Higher IQ is also linked to self-destructive behavior. 3. "smart people are unhappy" does not contradict common sense. World is unjust and in most situations you can't do anything about it, plus everybody will die in the end. People that aren't that smart don't worry about that or are not even aware of that. 4. Intellect won't help you in a country where it isn't really appreciated.
Ignorance is bliss is not a definitive excuse for being an idiot.
Keep that argument in mind next time you decide on buying some new technology. Without intelligence and those people who sacrifice their peace of mind and happiness to ensure better socialization and integration of technology, we could all sit in our caves throwing our poop at each other for entertainment.
Do you ever get tired of reminding this girl to breathe? Wow.. I hope this post is fake because that's one dumb girl you've got if it's not.
Sorry bro. Dumb is hard to fix.
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She obviously hasn't been exposing them to enough radioactive waste!
Yea, I found out the other day that I am infertile. I bought a pet chimpanzee and raised him and everything, and WTF? He isn't turning into a human?? Like how is this possible? I though people came from apes? Anyway this isn't Grow Your Own T-Rex. I bet the salesman just told her that iguanas turned into Dinosaurs to seal the deal on that 500 metre squared terrarium that the shop couldn't get rid of.