Health: Today, I came home to find my little sister had decided to play...

By Anonymous - 23/01/2010 23:18 - United States

Today, I came home to find my little sister had decided to play hopscotch under our carport. Feeling a small childish urge, I decided to hop on one leg to the front door. I tripped and fell, slicing my knee open. FML

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By toyotasmash - 07/10/2010 23:37 - United States

Today, my sister and I got into an argument at a tennis court which ended up with her trying to run me over in the parking lot. I stepped to the side and hit her door, denting it. My parents expect me to pay for the damage caused by my sister trying to kill me. FML

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By "Audrey Harmon" - 20/04/2017 16:00

Today, my sister tackled me by the leg in a game of frisbee. I now know the unique sensation of a knee dislocating. It is not a beautiful one. FML

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By karlajjjjj - 25/10/2013 12:19 - United Kingdom - Cold Ashby

Today, I was cycling home when I saw my sister, who lives a 4 hour drive away, walking past me on the path. I turned my head and called to her, causing me not to notice the pothole in front of me. My front wheel went in and I went over the handlebars. It wasn't even my sister. FML

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By kansasgirl - 02/03/2010 18:21 - United States

Today, my two year old decided to run out the front door alone. I ran after him, tripped over the bottom of my jeans, fell onto the sidewalk and scraped up both my hands and knees. My neighbors just watched. FML

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By ulrika - 24/07/2016 01:09 - United States - Jacksonville

Today, my parents let me babysit my baby sister for the first time. About an hour after they left, I was carrying her downstairs and tripped. Try calling your parents from the hospital and explaining that their daughter, who can't even crawl yet, has a broken leg. FML

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By 282 - 29/10/2018 14:00

Today, I was sitting on my younger sister's bed while I was on my phone. She came in the room and pushed me off the bed, and I ended up slicing the skin under my eye. Now, my parents are forcing me to pay for the injury for "hanging off the bed". FML

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By NaniNarcotic - 16/08/2011 10:17 - Australia

Today, I thought it'd be funny to knee my sister's ass as she was bending over. What I didn't realise was that she was trying to pick up a spider. In shock, she threw it in the air and it landed on my chest. I ran into a wall trying to get it off. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/01/2022 06:01 - Australia - Perth

Today, I gave the back door a slight nudge to make sure it was latched shut. Of course, it flew wide open, causing me to smash my face into the doorframe, fall out onto the back porch writhing in pain, and have blood pissing out of my face. FML

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By jessye1182 - 11/05/2012 23:16 - United States - Yaphank

Today, I was babysitting, playing hide and seek. I tried to jump behind the armchair, but it tipped, and I hit my head into the wind chimes, ripped the curtain rod from the wall, and smashed my knee into the wall. I lay on the ground in agonizing pain as the little girl shouted, "I know where you are!" FML

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By Josie - 05/06/2012 04:27 - United States - Florence

Today, I was walking home with my boyfriend. There's a short cut to my house by jumping a fence but he insisted that we take the long way because, "Girls don't jump fences." To prove him wrong, I jumped the fence. I fell and broke my leg. FML

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soccerrocks 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 6:42

what did #2 say

maskedman 9

Sunday 24 January 2010 2:17

I guess that kid in us isn't as agile as he used to be. I blame excessive drinking.

Comments

CyclonePsycho 1

Sunday 24 January 2010 3:50

Awww, I think that's sweet. I hope you're not in too much pain. Pop a lot drugs, 'kay?

murphythadog 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 3:51

you drink scotch not jump over it get your priorities right.

jessxoxo28 5

Sunday 24 January 2010 4:09

sounds like it really hurt :(

csrgcig 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 4:17

wowww

Acuvue 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 4:23

Today, I fell and got an ouchie. FML. Man up! Kids get scraped up all the time and don't come crying to FML about it. :)

Norwegian_Wood 4

Sunday 24 January 2010 4:31

Oh wow, you fell and got hurt. Are you sure you aren't the younger sibling here? You should know by now, you'll heal. Good for you for still knowing how to have fun. So many people don't anymore.

Shokz992 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 7:17

When someone says they sliced their knee open I generally imagine it to be the case that they've sliced their knee open... I've seen it and it ain't pretty, and would deserve an FML. If Americans use the term for meaning they've just got a scratch or something, then fair enough, but don't just presume.

Norwegian_Wood 4

Sunday 24 January 2010 7:44

As the OP is from the US, I'd say I'm fairly justified. Not to mention, I get all kinds of scrapes and bruises all the time. It comes with the territory of being a huge klutz. Yet I don't come on here all the time complaining about it. I just suck it up. I will give you this though, 51, I've never seen someone with an actual legit "split open knee" so I figured it was just a scraped knee. I honestly just didn't know there was a difference. I wasn't presuming anything. I just didn't know.

Norwegian_Wood 4

Sunday 24 January 2010 4:33

@34: Damn, you beat me to it. xD EDIT: DAMNIT. REPLY BUTTON FAIL. D:

ThisNigga 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 5:35

What's a carport?

somelife 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 5:49

carport is usually shared between two houses... its known here in california.. i have one.. its like an extra garage that connects two houses.... oh and OP YDI :)

Wicked_Killer_27 1

Sunday 24 January 2010 5:44

Wow.

BritishHobo 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 5:49

OP: FYL. Everybody else: STFU about the game. Not funny. Nobody gives a shit if you lost. I don't give a shit if I lost. Also I'm no fun, which is why I'm ranting at you.