Miscellaneous: Today, I came home to find my room completely torn apart. My...

By Theo - 18/12/2009 06:52 - United States

Today, I came home to find my room completely torn apart. My mom and dad start yelling at me asking me why I am doing drugs because she found a tiny baggie on the floor. It was the little bag that spare buttons come in when you buy a dress shirt. FML

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By tokinallday - 02/01/2015 19:23 - United States - Kingsport

Today, my mom and step-dad tore my room apart looking for the stash of drugs they thought I had. I've never touched drugs in my life, and I guess they believe me now. Didn't stop them from making me clean up the mess they made, though. FML

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Judgmental much!?

By Stairway2Heaven - 02/03/2009 21:03 - Canada

Today, I came home to find that my room had been ransacked. My mom comes out of nowhere and says that we need to have a talk. I freaked out thinking it was all the empty alcohol bottles under my bed. My mom holds up the birth control and says, "I always knew you were a whore." FML

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Overreacting much?

By But you drink alcohol though - 19/04/2023 03:00

Today, I came from a 12-hour shift to find my clothes and stuff outside, and the locks changed. I called my mom to let me in and she told me, “Hell the fuck no, I’m not having a drug addicted junkie up in my house! You’re no longer my daughter!” and hung up. Apparently, she found my stash of weed. FML

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By WaltTheFuckDad - 01/09/2013 23:06 - United States - Salida

Today, my dad tore my room apart for the second time, looking for drug-making equipment. His reasoning is that I must be dealing drugs, because I'm a chemistry major who likes to watch Breaking Bad. FML

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By ugh - 01/12/2015 03:52 - Canada - Lethbridge

Today, my mother went through my bag and found what she thought was rolling papers. I was yelled at and called a stupid pothead with no future. They were facial blotting papers. FML

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By cazorp - 05/01/2012 11:43 - United States

Today, my mom told me she's a drug addict, sold my bed to buy meth, and then lectured me about how I should be okay with it. FML

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By Armstrong - 18/04/2015 23:55 - United States - Brownsville

Today, I found out that the only reason my parents have been letting me hang out with my friends so late is so they can search my room for drugs. FML

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Possession

By Katelyn_Louise - 01/05/2021 10:01 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, someone left their drug bag on the table in the lounge at my place, probably a friend, and probably a mistake. The next minute the cops knock on the door and force their way in. Immediately the cop spots the drug bag and cuffs me. It wasn't even my bag. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2010 18:33 - Sweden

Today, I found my mom throwing my very expensive and important medication down the toilet. She thought I was doing drugs. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/02/2016 05:14 - Canada - North Battleford

Today, my mother accused me of "cooking cocaine", after she found a slightly discoloured spoon in my room. FML

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Brave_Sir_Robin 4

Friday 18 December 2009 17:17

Did you smoke/snort the buttons, at least?

Reyo 2

Saturday 19 December 2009 6:29

So let me get this straight, you never found any drugs, right? We found this baggie! But did you find any DRUGS? We found this bag- I didn't ask if you found a baggie, I know you found a baggie, I asked if you found any DRUGS. Bag- DRUGS! ba- DRUGS! ...b- DRUGS! ......no fucken thought so.

Comments

musicislife1995_fml 0

Friday 18 December 2009 18:28

#10 LMAO win.

CallMeHush 0

Friday 18 December 2009 19:01

What is the street price on those buttons, or is that a button of crack?

LemonStarship 5

Friday 18 December 2009 19:02

Tell them to clean the mess

schwinn11 0

Friday 18 December 2009 19:02

One day you're sit'n around with your buddies smoke'n buttons, and the next thing you know 10 years has passed by and you've moved on to doing zippers and clothes pins.

hannahb20 0

Sunday 20 December 2009 0:10

I LOVE YOU

schwinn11 0

Friday 18 December 2009 19:03

One day you're sit'n around with your buddies smoke'n buttons, and the next thing you know 10 years has passed by and you've moved on to doing zippers and clothes pins.

f_alltheirlives 3

Friday 18 December 2009 19:18

People wouldnt try zippers if people could buy buttons in regular shops. The problem is that when they go to buy buttons they might get offered to try something else "to keep them warm" Buttons is harmless people! It's the zipper that ***** up the penis

newsgit 0

Saturday 19 December 2009 4:48

the above two posts are full of win.

perdix 29

Friday 18 December 2009 19:23

Spare buttons? Of LSD, I'll bet! Busted!

ThisismeBaby 0

Friday 18 December 2009 19:57

thats pretty funny haha no parent would believe it was a button bag haha hilarious

Sappheyes 0

Friday 18 December 2009 20:59

Sorry, I was going to tell you that I took the rest of your buttons, but I got distracted while rolling my face off.

Birdy13 0

Friday 18 December 2009 21:06

My friend thinks I do weed because he found a bag which once contained safety pins. Oy. How else do you store safety pins and buttons?? It even had safety pin imprints on it