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By Theo - 18/12/2009 06:52 - United States

Today, I came home to find my room completely torn apart. My mom and dad start yelling at me asking me why I am doing drugs because she found a tiny baggie on the floor. It was the little bag that spare buttons come in when you buy a dress shirt. FML

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By tokinallday - 02/01/2015 19:23 - United States - Kingsport

Today, my mom and step-dad tore my room apart looking for the stash of drugs they thought I had. I've never touched drugs in my life, and I guess they believe me now. Didn't stop them from making me clean up the mess they made, though. FML

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Judgmental much!?

By Stairway2Heaven - 02/03/2009 21:03 - Canada

Today, I came home to find that my room had been ransacked. My mom comes out of nowhere and says that we need to have a talk. I freaked out thinking it was all the empty alcohol bottles under my bed. My mom holds up the birth control and says, "I always knew you were a whore." FML

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Overreacting much?

By But you drink alcohol though - 19/04/2023 03:00

Today, I came from a 12-hour shift to find my clothes and stuff outside, and the locks changed. I called my mom to let me in and she told me, “Hell the fuck no, I’m not having a drug addicted junkie up in my house! You’re no longer my daughter!” and hung up. Apparently, she found my stash of weed. FML

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You deserved it 707

By WaltTheFuckDad - 01/09/2013 23:06 - United States - Salida

Today, my dad tore my room apart for the second time, looking for drug-making equipment. His reasoning is that I must be dealing drugs, because I'm a chemistry major who likes to watch Breaking Bad. FML

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You deserved it 3 609

By ugh - 01/12/2015 03:52 - Canada - Lethbridge

Today, my mother went through my bag and found what she thought was rolling papers. I was yelled at and called a stupid pothead with no future. They were facial blotting papers. FML

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You deserved it 1 583

By cazorp - 05/01/2012 11:43 - United States

Today, my mom told me she's a drug addict, sold my bed to buy meth, and then lectured me about how I should be okay with it. FML

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You deserved it 2 464

By Armstrong - 18/04/2015 23:55 - United States - Brownsville

Today, I found out that the only reason my parents have been letting me hang out with my friends so late is so they can search my room for drugs. FML

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Possession

By Katelyn_Louise - 01/05/2021 10:01 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, someone left their drug bag on the table in the lounge at my place, probably a friend, and probably a mistake. The next minute the cops knock on the door and force their way in. Immediately the cop spots the drug bag and cuffs me. It wasn't even my bag. FML

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You deserved it 855

By Anonymous - 22/01/2010 18:33 - Sweden

Today, I found my mom throwing my very expensive and important medication down the toilet. She thought I was doing drugs. FML

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You deserved it 2 715

By Anonymous - 13/02/2016 05:14 - Canada - North Battleford

Today, my mother accused me of "cooking cocaine", after she found a slightly discoloured spoon in my room. FML

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You deserved it 1 726

Brave_Sir_Robin 4

Friday 18 December 2009 17:17

Did you smoke/snort the buttons, at least?

Reyo 2

Saturday 19 December 2009 6:29

So let me get this straight, you never found any drugs, right? We found this baggie! But did you find any DRUGS? We found this bag- I didn't ask if you found a baggie, I know you found a baggie, I asked if you found any DRUGS. Bag- DRUGS! ba- DRUGS! ...b- DRUGS! ......no fucken thought so.

Comments

NotNegativeNews 0

Saturday 19 December 2009 1:08

Parents are crazy. The idea of this sort of situation terrifies me. I hope they believed you.

dyliumo 0

Saturday 19 December 2009 2:13

Tell them what it really is?

fbp6277 0

Saturday 19 December 2009 2:39

I've been sick for the last week. I've wanted to eat everything but everything just tastes nasty. That's how my mom felt before she had my sister so she accused me of having sex, didn't believe me when I told her I'm not, probably told everyone she knows by now, and threatened to break my boyfriends legs if I don't have my period by next week. FML

ChibiChibi_fml 27

Saturday 19 December 2009 5:12

why did you put that as a response to someone else's FML?

Moemoemoe_fml 0

Saturday 19 December 2009 7:08

Because it's a similar situation, numbnut.

i_say_rawr 0

Sunday 20 December 2009 6:03

heehee(: i almost fell outta my chair laffing:p

RuralNinja 0

Sunday 20 December 2009 7:14

Buttons get you high? o_0 All the wasted years, gone.

brittaunt 0

Sunday 20 December 2009 21:25

My parents did the same thing to me;; But they're still convinced that I do them, I don't.

ImShamazingHun 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 5:04

omg #40 I love u for that dialogue!!!!!!

FJT 0

Monday 4 January 2010 7:23

my veins were raised up in one of my elbows once, so i showed my mum wondering what was wrong, she accused me of being a junkie! love it how parents jump to conclusions! i would've have shown her if i was shooting up :S