Love: Today, I came home to my empty apartment. My girlfriend had left...

By Anonymous - 16/10/2011 04:22 - United States

Today, I came home to my empty apartment. My girlfriend had left a note on the floor that said: "Took my stuff and left. Took your stuff and pawned it." FML

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By Megz - 02/01/2013 17:38 - United States - Cedar Rapids

Today, my roommate of a year and good friend of several more decided to move out. When I came home from a long work shift, I found all the cupboards emptied out of everything, including all the new stuff I bought to replace what she was going to take with her. FML

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By killmenow - 19/02/2009 21:52 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after a year of living together. She told me that she met someone else and wanted to move out. She moved out... but moved her things into my roommate's bedroom. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/04/2012 20:53 - United States - International Falls

Today, I was sleeping in after working a graveyard shift. I awoke to my girlfriend sneaking her stuff out of the house. She planned on leaving her key on my pillow and taking off without any notice whatsoever. FML

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By Sarah - 17/08/2012 07:45 - Canada - Penhold

Today, my house got broken into. They just made a mess. I saw a note on the kitchen table that read "There's nothing good here. You have shitty stuff." FML

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By syn1734 - 16/10/2009 17:33 - United States

Today, my girlfriend called me and told me "she has a surprise for me when I got home" in a sexy voice. So, I hurried home only to find a note saying she left me and took my dog. Deeply depressed, I went into the living room. She took my TV also. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2013 20:41 - United States

Today, my boyfriend moved out and took all his things with him. He also took some things that didn't belong to him, namely my rent money. My landlord comes tomorrow. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/04/2018 15:00

Today, my girlfriend did the whole "break up with your boyfriend and kick him out of the house" thing from the movies. Except it's my house. She kept my stuff. FML

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By Username - 14/03/2011 06:53

Today, my ex-girlfriend moved out. I came back to a sparsely furnished home; she'd even taken the shower head, my beard trimmer, and the soap from the bathroom. FML

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By uvagirl - 05/07/2013 01:32 - United States

Today, I came back to my apartment after moving most of my stuff out. Upon returning, I learned that my now ex-roommate drank all of my alcohol and threw away my things, thinking that I had forgotten them. FML

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SorrowFull 8

Sunday 16 October 2011 12:19

Turn her ass in. Theft is theft.

Midrash 5

Sunday 16 October 2011 12:20

Send her a text saying "took our naked pic n youtubed it"

Comments

gingerninger18 5

Sunday 16 October 2011 18:15

What a bitch

sabor_ranchero 12

Sunday 16 October 2011 18:32

FYL indeed. Stealing your stuff was way low. Still, it would be nice to have more context on some FMLs such as this one. I mean, she had a reason to do it, even if it doesn't justify her actions. Hope you can get your stuff back soon, OP.

EvilDave 13

Monday 17 October 2011 2:09

Justified? Really? Please explain to us what justifies stealing his stuff and pawning. Here in Florida, she is guilty of three felonies? BTW, would you be considering it might be justified if it was a woman who's things had been pawned by her ex? I think not, you hypocrite.

WizardMermen 3

Monday 17 October 2011 2:48

#157 said it DOESN'T justify her actions. Read more carefully before going off on someone.

sabor_ranchero 12

Monday 17 October 2011 6:34

#215 Hypocrite? Really? Says the one practically calling me a sexist in a chauvinistic post. Please, as #219 said, read carefully before replying and let's try keeping the name-calling for kindergarten, okay? Thanks.

Daralea 21

Monday 17 October 2011 17:33

Yes, she had a reason to do it. The reason was that she was a bitch with no spine to confront issues in a logical manner.

deathzombie1314 0

Sunday 16 October 2011 18:44

At least she's honest?

False_Stupidity 41

Sunday 16 October 2011 21:27

An honest thief? Seems like an oxymoron..

hedyd4u2liv 0

Sunday 16 October 2011 19:02

No reason for that at all!!! If she wanted to leave, just leave!! Women always gotta trash your car....clothes... Place... Just leave!!! Do better that is the ultimate revenge! As for you...use the note to sue her and buy all new stuff