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By Ally - 19/05/2011 01:07 - United States

Today, I came home to my front door open and a homeless man taking a 'bath' in my sink. If this wasn't bad enough, he refused to leave because 'finders keepers!' FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 117

You deserved it 4 060

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By pauper - 09/02/2012 01:20

Today, I came home to a homeless man sleeping in my living room. It turns out he thought my house was abandoned due to its disheveled appearance, and decided to break in. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 284

You deserved it 8 775

By ugh - 14/06/2011 17:56 - United States

Today, I woke up to a homeless man relentlessly shitting on my porch. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 698

You deserved it 3 927

By anon - 23/03/2011 04:56

Today, I walked in on one of my housemates pissing in the kitchen sink full of dirty dishes. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 732

You deserved it 3 934

By cj1012 - 08/07/2012 03:16 - United States

Today, a homeless man started to wet himself in the recliner at the coffee shop where I work. He then walked all the way to the bathroom, only to finish urinating in a puddle right in front of the bathroom door. Guess who cleaned it up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 409

You deserved it 1 870

By SinkyBalls - 30/08/2011 03:56 - Canada

Today, I found out my roommate thinks the sink is an appropriate place to wash his junk. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 693

You deserved it 2 816

By Anonymous - 22/09/2015 05:09 - United States - Boston

Today, I tried to be nice and let a homeless man have a place to crash for the night. He repaid me by pissing all over my new couch. FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 644

You deserved it 23 397

By Anonymous - 22/05/2009 08:36 - United States

Today, a homeless man bathed himself in the restroom at my coffee shop in West LA. He locked himself in there for a good twenty minutes. The lingering smell was so strong that my other coworker vomited. Thanks to what is apparently a relatively strong gag reflex, I got to clean up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 097

You deserved it 2 880

By Username - 11/08/2011 23:38 - United States

Today, after coming back from deployment, I found a homeless guy had broken into my house and made it his home for the last 5 months. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 180

You deserved it 2 726

By beep_guacamole - 24/05/2009 21:49 - United States

Today, I went to the laundromat. I put a load in the dryer and walked away to check on my other load. When I came back, I saw a homeless man putting his dirty, wet underwear in the dryer with my clean clothes. FML

I agree, your life sucks 56 338

You deserved it 4 628

By MyS3lf - 19/04/2011 02:33 - United States

Today, I woke up to a strange sound that sounded like a lot of water being poured into a sink. It was actually my father in law using the bathtub as a toilet. He's staying with us, and is showing no signs of leaving any time soon. He thinks this is acceptable behavior. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 127

You deserved it 3 331

LolaD18 1

Thursday 19 May 2011 9:11

You should go take a dump in his cardboard box, show him who's boss.

Mirorbo 26

Thursday 19 May 2011 9:10

And... what exactly is keeping you from calling the cops, darling?

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sporkman 0

Thursday 19 May 2011 11:15

Tie em to the bed and set that house on fire

spoilt_ 15

Thursday 19 May 2011 11:21

burn your own house down?

bretty_boieeeeyy 0

Thursday 19 May 2011 13:24

cause i love the way you lie.

michabailey 8

Thursday 19 May 2011 18:27

Haha! That song was just on the radio here (in Israel)

Carlo3 0

Thursday 19 May 2011 11:25

1-800 slapAbitch ;)

SpazzyJazzy325 0

Thursday 19 May 2011 11:27

losers weepers :0

mikemalk123 0

Thursday 19 May 2011 11:57

That's why I own a 40 cal

geeksaresexy 18

Thursday 19 May 2011 13:07

Which is great if you keep it with you.. otherwise you might come home to a bum drawing your own gun on you!

emjay09 0

Thursday 19 May 2011 12:10

why wasn't your house locked?

rocklvr15 0

Thursday 19 May 2011 12:19

and that's why we have cops!!!

YUNO_fml 0

Thursday 19 May 2011 12:54

911

pennygreen60 0

Thursday 19 May 2011 14:20

Oklahoma!!!!!!!

daemian666 1

Thursday 19 May 2011 14:22

Finders keepers losers weepers hey look I found a gun you better run before I have some fun

tucansam555 3

Thursday 19 May 2011 14:42

I love hobos

toastedgrapes 0

Sunday 18 September 2011 22:58

haha

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Today, I pulled my Christmas tree out of my mother-in-law's garage, only to find out rats had ruined all the lights. The tree cost $2600. FML

I agree, your life sucks 184

You deserved it 489

Today, I went to visit my fiancé's dying grandmother in the hospital with him. She started talking to us about living each day to the fullest. His grandmother points to me and says, "Life is short. That's why you don't waste any time screwing girls who look like that." FML

I agree, your life sucks 77 780

You deserved it 4 168

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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She later came into the T-Mobile that I work at to return the Sidekick that I bought for her. I had to transfer her account to a new Iphone. She got the Iphone from her new boyfriend, who works across the street from me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 68 933

You deserved it 4 832

Today, the girl I have been dating for the past couple months broke it off with me. She said she's tired of waiting around for me and being ignored in the mean time. I'm sorry, I shouldn't have been so greedy as to finish my 2 degrees and work 2 jobs to pay for my school. How selfish of me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 511

You deserved it 18 936

Today, I picked up my 5 year-old son for Christmas break. We were on the way to the airport, talking about Santa and what we were going to do over the break when my fiancée called to tell me that she had been exposed to Covid-19. I took him home to his mom's and missed my flight. FML

I agree, your life sucks 848

You deserved it 471

Today, I had a substitute teacher for my dance class. I noticed at one point, he took out a camera. The principal came in, everyone was going crazy, and the teacher was dragged out of the classroom. He was taking videos and pictures of us dancing. Turns out he was a registered sex offender. FML

I agree, your life sucks 111 737

You deserved it 5 373

Today, I sent a girl a friendly conversation starter on Facebook. She replied, "I know what you guys are like. Oh, and that invitation to a date in about 5 messages time? Not a chance." FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 434

You deserved it 9 202

Today, I appreciated how much my older sister is engaged and fully appreciative of how wonderful my girlfriend is… until my girlfriend told me that she has a huge crush on my sister. FML

I agree, your life sucks 874

You deserved it 128

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