By Ally - 19/05/2011 01:07 - United States

Today, I came home to my front door open and a homeless man taking a 'bath' in my sink. If this wasn't bad enough, he refused to leave because 'finders keepers!' FML
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LolaD18 1

You should go take a dump in his cardboard box, show him who's boss.

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Mirorbo 26

And... what exactly is keeping you from calling the cops, darling?

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creedaddict 9

you should be glad that's all he was doing he could of been sniffing ur undies and masturbating

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qasimahsan93 4

I'd call the police and let him, waiting till they arrive after locking myself in a room. Hobo's can be off the chains. And get a better lock now.

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dasfro 2

Thats when the use of a firearm comes in handy. Its a great motivator to get peoples asses moving!

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chino627 0

shoot him and say he found the bullet in his ass now he gets to keep it

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Jenna_Tell_Yuh 0

he's got a point.. finders keepers, losers weepers, right? :)

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bleedlikeagod 6

I hope you have a gun. You have every right to defend your property.

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Mattxy8 5

finders keepers. its the golden rule.

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