Tell him to stfu and that that's mean I'd be insulted if someone use my sexual perfance like that of just tell ok straight dude or something like that

Sounds like you have a great dad. But a dad that is having a hard time dealing with the fact that his little girl is a lesbian. He might feel like he failed as a father but loves you enough to accept it. Just give him time to get used to it.

and the dad of the year award goes to!

Epic dad. Also, epic Comment #1. Others spoil it by saying rubbish. This is an awesome comment!

Now that's funny

Is he trying to be mean or is he just insensitive or also maybe expressing discomfort at having a gay child? If it bothers you, talk to him about it. If he's trying to be playful or funny but is instead being insensitive by your reckoning, then he'll stop doing it. (Sounds like he hasn't rejected you after your revelation.) If however you ask him to stop and he doesn't, then you need to lay down the law to him. He has no categorical right to call you by a derogatory word, nickname, or anything but your given name. I don't know how old you are but if you can't move out of your house at this time and he doesn't cease and desist, like physical abuse, calling your kid hurtful names is psycho-emotional abuse. If it bothers you enough, you may want to take it to an outside authority of some kind. You may not have ready access to the right kind though depending on where you live, but there are online resources or maybe resources in the broader sense available to you (eg, if there are no in-school resources, there may be some office in your county that can help). Anyway, good luck.

That's actually pretty funny...

Okay, that is kind of hilarious.. Smile OP(: it could be so much worse..

lezbi honest, that's kind of funny.

I love it lmfao