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By Anonymous - 16/07/2011 02:06 - United States

Today, I caught a cab to take me to a hospital appointment. The driver turned around and told me I was in the Cash Cab. I got really excited and screamed. That is, until she laughed and said, "Just kidding. I always wanted to do that to someone." FML

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By Noname - 16/03/2009 00:49 - United States

Today, I rode in the cab on the way back to my dorm from the airport. The taxi driver was on the phone and not really paying attention. I paid him and got out of the cab, but he drove away before I could get my luggage out of the trunk. FML

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By Celeste - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Singapore

Today, I fell asleep in a taxi. So did the taxi driver. FML

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By funnyguyNOT - 05/04/2009 21:39 - United States

Today, a car was waiting for me to cross the street so I thought it would be funny to slowly limp across the street. When I got to the end, I jumped as high as I could to show I was faking. Turns out I tripped and hit my head hard on the sidewalk. That car took me to the hospital. FML

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Monetize your shit life

By chap - 11/07/2020 02:01

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By Sophie - 27/12/2011 04:21 - United Kingdom

Today, I got hit by a car. My friends left me to get to the hospital myself. The cab was double fare. FML

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rawrkittehpwnage 0

Saturday 16 July 2011 7:08

owned.

SugarCrazy 14

Saturday 16 July 2011 7:11

No, the sandwich -_- Don't ask stupid rhetorical questions.

Comments

hellojuicyhello 5

Saturday 16 July 2011 7:37

haha I would of done the same thing

chelseaaababyyy 17

Saturday 16 July 2011 7:38

isnt the host of that show a guy ? dummy lol

XxThrasherxX 0

Saturday 16 July 2011 7:39

Awww :/

jiimbo344 0

Saturday 16 July 2011 7:42

dumbass thought she was in cash cab lights go on and it's a bald dude idiot

Schnyduh 4

Saturday 16 July 2011 7:44

awe that's mean lol

mmccombs13 0

Saturday 16 July 2011 16:50

brutal.

epicwincomment 0

Saturday 16 July 2011 7:44

The standard for FMLs has really dropped

Sutori 2

Saturday 16 July 2011 7:48

There are a few things wrong with this FML...First off, the host of "Cash Cab" is a male, not a female. Also, the FML states that this happened in Illinois...whereas the show is held in New York.