By whatno - 19/06/2013 23:40 - United States - San Antonio

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Today, I caught my 16-year-old daughter and her boyfriend trying to use a latex glove as a condom. FML
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Same thing different taste

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SmelloJello 9

I hope you went oldies style and smacked them in the face with said glove.

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I guess you could say that they've both been condomned.

You better get her an iud if you don't want to be a grandma!

cmb8280 24

No, do not just "get her an IUD". There are plenty of other methods of birth control that are just as effective and way less problematic and painful and traumatizing than IUDs. Mirena comes with a high risk of developing ovarian cysts, which are painful as hell, not to mention how much it hurts going in and how much general discomfort it causes overall if you've never had a child before. My recommendation is Nexplanon. Goes in your arm, you don't feel a thing and it's good to go for several years. And I've had no side effects aside from some acne flairups (I've never had acne before in my life) but it's a small price to pay for such fantastic birth control!

I got a copper IUD and I loved it but it fell out during my first period after I got it put in. They say it's common for the body to reject it if you've never been pregnant before, because the uterus isn't used to having something inside it. It was so much better than hormonal birth control, I wish it had worked.

I'm going to assume you didn't make actual condoms available to her, and click YDI.

If someone is old enough for sex, they're old enough to pay for their own damn condoms.

so somehow this is OPs fault for not giving them condoms?

What if, like most teenagers, OP's daughter didn't talk to her mum about it and OP had no clue any of this was happening, let alone that they needed condoms?

And if they didn't have the latex glove, would they have just used Saran Wrap? :P

Well...at least you're not gonna be a grandparent...? Hopefully

drayloon 50

If he can fit into the finger of the glove, at least your daughter will probably still be physically a virgin lol

Atleast they thought about using something.

kidsgotastinky 11

Noob, your supposed to use a snickers wrapper

At least they were "using protection" all be it the wrong kind.