Intimacy: Today, I caught my dad spanking my mom with a spatula. The same... - FML

By suckstobeme - 24/03/2010 15:00 - United States

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Today, I caught my dad spanking my mom with a spatula. The same spatula I use to cook my eggs every morning. FML

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By maruskasommers - 09/01/2012 09:39 - Czech Republic

Today, I came home with a friend to find my mom scratching my dad's butt with a fork. FML

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Cooked

By Anonymous - 08/03/2024 15:00 - United Kingdom

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Today, my mother cooked breakfast for everyone at my house. Then I later found one of my sex toys in the sink. I “casually” asked her what she used it for, and turns out she used it to make everyone’s scrambled eggs. She thought it was an electric egg whisk. FML

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Breakfast time!

By shit flavored eggs - 09/03/2021 00:30

Today, I decided to make an almighty breakfast of fried eggs and bacon. I couldn't find anything to flip the eggs with so I used a red spatula that my sister handed me. As I was finishing a delicious fry up, my mom came downstairs and asked me why the cat litter scoop was resting in the frying pan. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/09/2010 14:58 - United Kingdom

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Today, I walked in on my dad touching his knob, in the kitchen, while cooking. FML

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Fight ****

By Anonymous - 11/07/2022 10:00

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Today, I heard my step-dad hitting my mom, and her begging him to stop, so I grabbed my cricket bat, ran in, and almost brained him. Luckily I stopped in time, because they were both naked having sex. Apparently my mom likes extreme spanking. Eww. FML

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By pasquale - 20/09/2014 06:54 - Australia - Parramatta

Today, my mother threw an egg at my face with force because I returned home 5 minutes late to dinner. FML

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I love that for you

By NeedHeadPhone - 30/11/2009 16:51 - Canada

Spicy

Today, I overhead my mother's request to be spanked harder by my dad. FML

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By Laura - 11/03/2011 05:20 - United States

Today, I was waiting for the pan to heat up so I could make myself scrambled eggs. Just then, my mom runs up to me, cracks an egg open on my head, and runs away laughing. I only had one other egg. FML

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By ZeroApostle4Ever - 23/02/2012 08:00 - United States

Today, my dad threw a waffle at my face for his own amusement. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/02/2016 05:14 - Canada - North Battleford

Today, my mother accused me of "cooking cocaine", after she found a slightly discoloured spoon in my room. FML

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coffeefiend 0

Wednesday 24 March 2010 19:04

Haha. So your dad likes mom over easy?

thikimo 0

Wednesday 24 March 2010 19:05

mmm yummy

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kekelala3 0

Thursday 25 March 2010 2:31

wash it?

epictrollathon 0

Thursday 25 March 2010 2:54

Hang a hook on the wall in their bedroom, then hang the spatula there for them and get a new one for your eggs. Problem solved.

delaney16 0

Thursday 25 March 2010 3:10

#1 ur funny ;)

kirk_hammett8 1

Thursday 25 March 2010 3:10

dude i do that to your mom too yeah!!!!!

tyler9467 0

Thursday 25 March 2010 3:28

Why is this an FML? She wa clothed obviously so why is that such a big deal? It's not he rubbed it on her sweaty ass. You won't even taste anything different.

Erindub 0

Thursday 25 March 2010 3:30

and

toakes523 0

Thursday 25 March 2010 3:32

you probably thought your eggs had an extra kick to it that you like huh

emygirl13 0

Thursday 25 March 2010 4:24

this is sooooo funny!!! ahaha, made my day... u have funny parents!

Sekococo 0

Thursday 25 March 2010 4:31

today you learn you mother gets creative with a turkey baster

quarterback7 0

Thursday 25 March 2010 4:47

ya yyour fault u eat eggs ever morning

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