Miscellaneous: Today, I caught my mother trying to text on her iPhone, with...

By Anonymous - 27/11/2011 11:46 - Denmark

Today, I caught my mother trying to text on her iPhone, with her nipple. FML

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By segal1010 - 28/02/2013 00:27 - United States - Potomac

Today, I found out that my mom has linked my iPhone with her iPad and has been secretly reading my texts. FML

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By thesadone - 03/07/2010 06:49 - United States

Today, I realized that the best and most entertaining part of my 3 day mini vacation was realizing my nipples work on the touch screen of my iPhone. FML

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By fsdjhgasjlhg - 03/08/2013 06:46 - Australia - Cairns

Today, I found a topless photo of my mother on my phone. Thanks, iCloud. FML

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By oliverP123 - 22/07/2011 04:11 - United States

Today, I walked in on my mom and her friends comparing the differences in their nipples. FML

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You deserved it 4 233

By montextes - 25/07/2011 16:12 - United States

Today, my mom finally learned how to text. Now it's her way of communicating, even when we're in the same room. FML

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You deserved it 3 955

By masterzach21 - 22/01/2010 06:25 - United States

Today, I took a picture of my knob on my girlfriend's cell phone and set it as her background without her knowing. Minutes later, I heard her mom scream. She has the same phone. FML

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You deserved it 41 472

By hannah12345 - 26/02/2010 17:54 - France

Today, my mother walked in on my boyfriend licking whipped cream off my nipples. FML

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You deserved it 31 856

By lobotomy pls - 11/09/2015 18:40 - United States - Tappahannock

Today, I walked in on my mom, legs spread and changing her tampon, all while she was carrying on a conversation on the phone. FML

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Great chat!

By eric - 16/03/2011 07:31 - United States

Today, my mom caught me talking to my penis. FML

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You deserved it 96 457

By Anonymous - 23/01/2016 05:51 - United States

Today, my dad let me borrow his phone while I wait for mine to get back from the shop. I guess he forgot to pass the news along, because within 4 hours I'd received a picture of my mom's tits. FML

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rosie981 3

Sunday 27 November 2011 19:07

Awkward......

Capt_Oblivious 10

Sunday 27 November 2011 19:09

If you only knew what I used to type this comment.

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xHuey123 0

Monday 28 November 2011 17:12

Did it work? My android wont and I am seriously considering switching.

awesomelikethat 0

Monday 28 November 2011 17:44

Uhhh awkward...

01fuckhead10 14

Monday 28 November 2011 18:11

ew ew ew that's soo nasty

justmegan2010 0

Monday 28 November 2011 18:27

it totally works! I just tried it haha :)

walktowardslight 33

Monday 28 November 2011 18:58

I've experienced the same thing. Ugh. Guess there's something in the water in Copenhagen...

onorexveritas 23

Monday 28 November 2011 19:30

I do that too

TeeSmith16 5

Monday 28 November 2011 22:20

I don't get it?/:

dean080589 0

Monday 28 November 2011 22:45

Can I meet her? She sounds swell!!

VampasarousRex 6

Monday 28 November 2011 23:23

After reading this, I attempted to text on my Android with my nipple.

nabs_fml 5

Tuesday 29 November 2011 2:10

Bahahaha!!

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Today, and for the past month, I've been feeling lightheaded from a breathing problem. I've now been prescribed a medication to help with my anxiety and my breathing issue, which would in turn help stop me from getting so lightheaded. The side effect of said medication: lightheadedness. FML

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Today, I came home early from business trip to Paris, where I bought an engagement ring. I was going to take my girlfriend of two years out and propose to her. I sneaked into our house as a surprise and… she was having sex with another man. Now I have a ring that I can only return in France. FML

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Today, I got a call from my local hospital's emergency room, stating my wife was in labour. My wife and I split years ago, but just haven't divorced. She is telling everyone I am the baby's father, my current girlfriend is 7 months pregnant with my child. FML

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Today, it's the fourth day since I got home from hospital in a wheelchair after a car wreck. It was also the first day that someone in my house offered to do something for me. My father-in-law visited and offered to make me a sandwich. My response? I cried. My wife and kids laughed at me. FML

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Today, I passed my kidney stone. After thirteen hours of pain free joy, another one appeared. FML

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Today, I farted during a Zoom call in front of our client. I thought mic was muted. My Team Lead had lot of things to say to me. FML

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Today, I was hungry and decided to nibble on some Cheez-Its I had in my room. After I'd enjoyed some of them, I looked into the box to see how many I had left, where I noticed a lot of little black moving dots. Apparently I wasn't the only one enjoying the crackers. FML

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Today, my mother kindly brought me some soup as was recovering from having my tonsils out. Spicy Mexican bean soup. Yep, very spicy. FML

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