By mylifesucks - 18/04/2009 07:20 - Netherlands

Today, I celebrated my 21st birthday. My boyfriend of almost 3 years gave me a big pink vibrator. Thinking it was a joke I said: "I won't need this as long as I have you!" His reply: "That's what I wanted to talk to you about." FML
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effyourlife_ 0

at least he provided you with a replacement. how thoughtful

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Ohnoitslindsay 0

Haha, don't worry about it too much. The vibrator will probably be better anyways.

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sirenalu 0

thats sad. should ppl still believe in relationship? especially guys. they are really not trustworthy, most of them!!!

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Bojana 6

Get over him girl, he is a ******* asshole

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rachelbrianna25 0

he got you a present, that's sweet. be positive! LOL!

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CheekyTrickyChic 0

That's a thousand time better than that he gives you a tattoo which is his name on your body as a sweet reminder of him after you guys break up ^_

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bitties 0

It really just depends if hes good in bed or not... I mean if hes bad then what the hell?! Now you can get pleased exactly how you wanna get pleased

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lakergurl91 0

WOW!! he actually broke up with you on your 21st birthday he couldnt have waited till the next day?? Well good luck gettin over him and at least you have the vibrator to keep you busy till you find you next boyfriend!! Smile Jesus loves you =)

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KonM4N4Life 0

@27 WTF .:KGB:.

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hypergal 1

you should make a video or picture of u using it then send him the vid and a note sayin "your missing out"

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Kylias 6

#110 was making a reference to the improper use of the word "your".

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