Love: Today, I celebrated my 21st birthday. My boyfriend of almost...

By mylifesucks - 18/04/2009 07:20 - Netherlands

Today, I celebrated my 21st birthday. My boyfriend of almost 3 years gave me a big pink vibrator. Thinking it was a joke I said: "I won't need this as long as I have you!" His reply: "That's what I wanted to talk to you about." FML

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effyourlife_ 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 17:07

at least he provided you with a replacement. how thoughtful

Ohnoitslindsay 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 17:21

Haha, don't worry about it too much. The vibrator will probably be better anyways.

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samus129 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 4:17

that sucks he really os a dick if he dumped you on your bday forget about him

WarlordofAmerica 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 4:40

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha... BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

AnaMaree 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 4:57

Hopefully the vibrator will be better than your boyfriend

faceless 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 6:21

oh lol... at first I thought he was going to talk to you about his ED...

krankypoptart 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 6:45

not to be insensitive but this one is hilarious... and this is a win - win situation. LOSE A JERK GAIN A BEST FRIEND. ( IN PINK TOO)

hellz_angel 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 7:48

A dick from a dick What more could you have expected? I'm sorry that happened to you =[

mastershake 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 19:59

Awww man! that suckssss. what an asshole

chocolates 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 23:30

thats hilarious but sad at the same time. FYL & YDI

p89hg69 0

Monday 20 April 2009 2:17

he's just a nervous lil' jerk, OP's better off

maandaa_0 0

Monday 20 April 2009 4:31

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