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By hesaidwhat - 15/01/2010 05:07 - United States

Today, I checked my Facebook notifications to see that someone likes my new single status. My ex. FML

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By lmiller - 24/01/2010 03:29 - United States

Today, when I logged onto Facebook, I discovered a friend request from my ex who broke up with me and deleted me months ago. Upon adding her, I was taken to her profile where I saw dozens of status updates talking about how much she loves her new boyfriend, who she dumped me for. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/01/2012 21:52 - United States

Today, I changed my relationship status on Facebook from "in a relationship" to "single." I forgot to take my phone to work, and when I got back, I saw someone had replied, "What happened?" Someone else commented, "He broke his hand." My ex and a bunch of other "friends" liked it. FML

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By Idek - 30/01/2015 16:27 - Australia - Perth

Today, I was scrolling through my Facebook newsfeed and I noticed my boyfriend had commented on a post. It said, "Tag the hottest girl you know". Yeah, he tagged his ex. FML

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By klv8 - 07/02/2009 23:04 - United States

Today, I logged onto facebook to realize that my boyfriend is now listed as single. News to me. FML

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By dumped - 01/07/2009 17:25 - United States

Today, I logged onto facebook, and saw that one of my friends had just listed herself as in a relationship. I was happy for her, so I clicked the "like" button. Then I went to her page to see who her new boyfriend was. It was my boyfriend. FML

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By josh - 23/01/2009 12:33 - United States

Today, I sent a Facebook friend request to my ex. This afternoon I notice that they had accepted, and had left a message for me in my inbox. Asking how they knew me. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2014 21:03 - Australia - Perth

Today, my obsessive stalker of an ex found my girlfriend on Facebook and sent her a message saying just ":)". For some reason I'll never understand, she took this as a sign that I'd just slept with my ex. Now I'm single, and my ex is probably planning her next move. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to being in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML

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Breaking news

By Anonymous - 28/03/2025 04:00 - United States - Reno

Today, I found out I was single by scrolling through Facebook and seeing my (now ex) boyfriend's relationship as "single." I was at work, in the middle of my shift. I haven't been electronically dumped since Middle School. He's 36. FML

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Memories that hurt

By ruinedmoment - 24/02/2011 06:20 - United States

Today, I was looking at an old post between my ex and me on Facebook. Everything I was reading was adorable. Just as I was reminiscing about the great relationship we had, I look to the right of the screen to see the girl he cheated on me with in "People you may know." Thanks Facebook. FML

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null_fml 11

Friday 15 January 2010 12:37

You know what? If your best friend "liked" your single status, that might be a bad thing. If your mom "liked" your single status, that would probably be a bad thing. But your ex? THAT'S MUNDANE!

gecko13 0

Friday 15 January 2010 12:23

take him off your friends list....

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polico_wolf 0

Friday 15 January 2010 20:54

what do you expect? him to say "AAH NO I WANT YOU BACK" or something?

israelnotjacob 20

Friday 15 January 2010 21:51

So what? Break ups are hard, but who gives a crap if your ex likes the status? Who the heck picks these stories to get on the site?

ladida94 0

Friday 15 January 2010 21:52

that really is funny!!!!

kaieleigh 0

Friday 15 January 2010 22:22

my ex did the same thing **** men you're better off

TheRipper_fml 0

Friday 15 January 2010 22:28

Hahahhaa your ex is the shit!

cr9landinho 0

Friday 15 January 2010 22:48

hahaha hilarous

roxymaniac 4

Saturday 16 January 2010 2:36

You know mundane means boring/repetative, right?

Darkhumor 0

Saturday 16 January 2010 6:11

And why is that a FML? YDI for being an attention mongering *****. I bet all your friends secretly like it too so now they don't have to listen to you two being all lovey dovey anymore- wait, no, because you'll post mundane drama like THIS in hopes of more attention Can't believe this got through the moderators

AnRom 0

Saturday 16 January 2010 8:24

I like your ex's sense of humor

baker3410 0

Saturday 16 January 2010 16:23

some many exes are like that, it's retarded.

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