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By hesaidwhat - 15/01/2010 05:07 - United States

Today, I checked my Facebook notifications to see that someone likes my new single status. My ex. FML

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By lmiller - 24/01/2010 03:29 - United States

Today, when I logged onto Facebook, I discovered a friend request from my ex who broke up with me and deleted me months ago. Upon adding her, I was taken to her profile where I saw dozens of status updates talking about how much she loves her new boyfriend, who she dumped me for. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/01/2012 21:52 - United States

Today, I changed my relationship status on Facebook from "in a relationship" to "single." I forgot to take my phone to work, and when I got back, I saw someone had replied, "What happened?" Someone else commented, "He broke his hand." My ex and a bunch of other "friends" liked it. FML

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Sussy

By Idek - 30/01/2015 16:27 - Australia - Perth

Today, I was scrolling through my Facebook newsfeed and I noticed my boyfriend had commented on a post. It said, "Tag the hottest girl you know". Yeah, he tagged his ex. FML

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By klv8 - 07/02/2009 23:04 - United States

Today, I logged onto facebook to realize that my boyfriend is now listed as single. News to me. FML

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By dumped - 01/07/2009 17:25 - United States

Today, I logged onto facebook, and saw that one of my friends had just listed herself as in a relationship. I was happy for her, so I clicked the "like" button. Then I went to her page to see who her new boyfriend was. It was my boyfriend. FML

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By josh - 23/01/2009 12:33 - United States

Today, I sent a Facebook friend request to my ex. This afternoon I notice that they had accepted, and had left a message for me in my inbox. Asking how they knew me. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2014 21:03 - Australia - Perth

Today, my obsessive stalker of an ex found my girlfriend on Facebook and sent her a message saying just ":)". For some reason I'll never understand, she took this as a sign that I'd just slept with my ex. Now I'm single, and my ex is probably planning her next move. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to being in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML

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Breaking news

By Anonymous - 28/03/2025 04:00 - United States - Reno

Today, I found out I was single by scrolling through Facebook and seeing my (now ex) boyfriend's relationship as "single." I was at work, in the middle of my shift. I haven't been electronically dumped since Middle School. He's 36. FML

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Memories that hurt

By ruinedmoment - 24/02/2011 06:20 - United States

Today, I was looking at an old post between my ex and me on Facebook. Everything I was reading was adorable. Just as I was reminiscing about the great relationship we had, I look to the right of the screen to see the girl he cheated on me with in "People you may know." Thanks Facebook. FML

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null_fml 11

Friday 15 January 2010 12:37

You know what? If your best friend "liked" your single status, that might be a bad thing. If your mom "liked" your single status, that would probably be a bad thing. But your ex? THAT'S MUNDANE!

gecko13 0

Friday 15 January 2010 12:23

take him off your friends list....

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XaVi11 0

Friday 15 January 2010 12:50

LOOOOOOOOOL OWNED. HAHAHA.

sharon_ellj 0

Friday 15 January 2010 12:57

OWNED! Hahaha op's a suckaaaa!

AntiChrist7 0

Friday 15 January 2010 13:03

Facebook is an instant YDI. Dating a little child is too.

jts2 3

Friday 15 January 2010 13:13

How about you shh? Facebook is a decent site, if you don't go around adding thousands of people you don't even know (I've had facebook for almost a full year now, I've got 25 friends. Not 20329032039.) Anyway, lol'd at that, OP.

jts2 3

Friday 15 January 2010 13:47

.. Touche.

AntiChrist7 0

Friday 15 January 2010 15:53

Putting your whole life online and then whining that somebody make comments on it, is a YDI.

did_it_4_lulz 0

Saturday 16 January 2010 5:47

rapebook.com & failbooking.com are perfect examples of Facebook YDI's.

lucifer69_fml 0

Friday 15 January 2010 13:11

I love dating little children..... young and fresh

Mimorie17 12

Friday 15 January 2010 13:22

thats harsh lol.!

Starfire22 5

Friday 15 January 2010 14:29

You have his full support! Of course he would "like" your status, he's single too now!

littlexlion 4

Friday 15 January 2010 15:33

You should 'like' his single status :D

deng314 0

Friday 15 January 2010 16:25

that made me laugh! haha

dylan211996 0

Friday 15 January 2010 16:44

hahahahahahahahahahahahah

relyo 0

Friday 15 January 2010 17:05

it's only an fml if he dumped you. Given that you didn't day so, I presume that wasn't the case. So ydi. better luck next time.

misssweetie 0

Friday 15 January 2010 19:13

Well if your ex was the one to do the breaking up this shouldn't come as a surprise. No FML here

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Today, my boyfriend of two and a half years left me. To clear my head I decided to go for a drive. My car broke down on the way. The only mechanic I have ever used and trusted with my car is my boyfriend. Yes, I had to call him. FML

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Today, I got my hair cut. When I was leaving, my stylist was standing fairly close while we were talking. She reached out to smooth out my hair; I went in for a hug. She didn't want a hug. Everyone who was there just stared at me until I left the building. FML

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