Intimacy: Today, I checked the app I had used during the night. It's supposed...

By Anonymous - 23/07/2012 08:08 - United States - Rock Springs

Today, I checked the app I had used during the night. It's supposed to record you while you sleep if you make any noise, and I had downloaded because my friends say I snore. The only noise it picked up was my parents having sex. FML

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By girlllll - 01/06/2010 12:31 - Denmark

Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend and his parents, who I haven't known very long. I ended up falling asleep. That doesn't sound so bad, until I woke my drooling self up by snoring extremely loud. FML

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By PissedOff - 26/01/2017 14:25

Today, my husband sent me a short video of my snoring last night because I wanted to hear how bad I sound. The first few seconds went by OK, but for the rest of the clip I could barely hear anything else over the sound of my husband taking a long piss in our bathroom. FML

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By woopdeedo_1 - 07/03/2010 19:56 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to a party and crashed on the bedroom floor. I woke up to sex noises coming from the bed. I pretended to still be asleep. I sent a text to my boyfriend to tell him about it. I heard his phone beep from over in the bed. FML

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By ScarredEars - 12/08/2010 12:02 - United States

Today, I heard my parents having sex. It wouldn't have been so bad if we weren't in the same hotel room. They thought I was asleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/06/2019 05:15

Today, I woke up at 1:39 a.m. to my dad's phone going off, only to hear my parents having sex. It's now 2:12 a.m. and I can still hear them going at it. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/02/2013 05:08 - United Kingdom - Frome

Today, I got permission from my parents for my boyfriend to stay over. Things got intimate, and I tried my hardest not to make too much noise. However, while having a post-sex cuddle, we heard my parents in the next room muttering about my "faking". FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2010 05:21 - Canada

Today, while eating dinner with my family, I found out my boyfriend recorded me screaming while having sex with him on my phone, and set it as my ring tone on high volume. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/01/2013 02:55 - Canada

Today, I was reading a book in bed when my dad came to check whether or not I was asleep. To avoid any conversation, I pretended that I was. Turns out he was just checking whether he and my mom could have sex while I was fast asleep. I couldn't plug my ears in time. FML

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By xtilltheendx - 05/10/2020 20:08 - United States

Today, I had to have an awkward conversation with my parents when they told me they were able to hear me and my boyfriend having sex at night. FML

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By XxMe123xx - 19/08/2010 00:51 - France

Today, my boyfriend decided it would be funny to record us having sex and me screaming his name. He set it as my ringtone without telling me. I had my phone volume on high as I was hanging out with my family. FML

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DRMIKA 4

Monday 23 July 2012 16:06

Are you suppose to listen to the app for the whole 8 hours that you slept?

Xythenol 6

Monday 23 July 2012 16:06

You should play it for them.

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lulucall911 6

Monday 23 July 2012 16:25

What is this app called?

stormchaser24 24

Monday 23 July 2012 16:32

So what is the big deal, it is ok.

wolverine47 10

Monday 23 July 2012 16:33

"Well just try not to think about it" " NO!!! You don't UNDERSTAND!!! Once you hear something, YOU CAN'T JUST UNHEAR IT!!!!!!111!!!ONE!!!!"

TheNewPotato 7

Monday 23 July 2012 16:34

I know your pain OP. The vent to my room is connected to my parents' room, and I hear everything that goes on in there.

BVBarmyForever 0

Monday 23 July 2012 17:34

Same in my house >.>

FellowOddBall 2

Monday 23 July 2012 16:35

They love each other! Thats Beautiful. Gongrats.

rebel_belle1974 5

Monday 23 July 2012 16:38

Yeah but do you snore?

Bekll 31

Monday 23 July 2012 16:43

"... the only noise it picked up..." I'm guessing no.

vcantone 1

Monday 23 July 2012 16:49

That's not that bad, cuz c'mon let's be serious how do you think you were made?

Xythenol 6

Monday 23 July 2012 17:05

I think OP's smart enough to know how they were made. But seriously, would you wanna hear your parents having sex and probably saying all these dirty things to each other? Would you really wanna hear anyone you personally know having sex? Yeah yeah, it's natural. But it's just uncomfortable to listen to. Cut OP some slack you guys.