Intimacy: Today, I checked the app I had used during the night. It's supposed...

By Anonymous - 23/07/2012 08:08 - United States - Rock Springs

Today, I checked the app I had used during the night. It's supposed to record you while you sleep if you make any noise, and I had downloaded because my friends say I snore. The only noise it picked up was my parents having sex. FML

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Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend and his parents, who I haven't known very long. I ended up falling asleep. That doesn't sound so bad, until I woke my drooling self up by snoring extremely loud. FML

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By woopdeedo_1 - 07/03/2010 19:56 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to a party and crashed on the bedroom floor. I woke up to sex noises coming from the bed. I pretended to still be asleep. I sent a text to my boyfriend to tell him about it. I heard his phone beep from over in the bed. FML

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By ScarredEars - 12/08/2010 12:02 - United States

Today, I heard my parents having sex. It wouldn't have been so bad if we weren't in the same hotel room. They thought I was asleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/06/2019 05:15

Today, I woke up at 1:39 a.m. to my dad's phone going off, only to hear my parents having sex. It's now 2:12 a.m. and I can still hear them going at it. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/02/2013 05:08 - United Kingdom - Frome

Today, I got permission from my parents for my boyfriend to stay over. Things got intimate, and I tried my hardest not to make too much noise. However, while having a post-sex cuddle, we heard my parents in the next room muttering about my "faking". FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2010 05:21 - Canada

Today, while eating dinner with my family, I found out my boyfriend recorded me screaming while having sex with him on my phone, and set it as my ring tone on high volume. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/01/2013 02:55 - Canada

Today, I was reading a book in bed when my dad came to check whether or not I was asleep. To avoid any conversation, I pretended that I was. Turns out he was just checking whether he and my mom could have sex while I was fast asleep. I couldn't plug my ears in time. FML

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By xtilltheendx - 05/10/2020 20:08 - United States

Today, I had to have an awkward conversation with my parents when they told me they were able to hear me and my boyfriend having sex at night. FML

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By XxMe123xx - 19/08/2010 00:51 - France

Today, my boyfriend decided it would be funny to record us having sex and me screaming his name. He set it as my ringtone without telling me. I had my phone volume on high as I was hanging out with my family. FML

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DRMIKA 4

Monday 23 July 2012 16:06

Are you suppose to listen to the app for the whole 8 hours that you slept?

Xythenol 6

Monday 23 July 2012 16:06

You should play it for them.

Comments

Senseless_487 29

Monday 23 July 2012 17:06

Yeah, but can you honestly say you would be okay with walking in on them having sex? Or hearing it in the middle of the night when you're trying to sleep? Before you answer that, maybe you should do those two things. And if it doesn't bother you, then kudos, I guess.

trucker67 10

Monday 23 July 2012 17:07

Okay so If your parents did not have sex would you be alive ? Nope didn't think so - sex is a natural act so don't be so shocked by the sounds your parents are making .

THE_A_TEEN 27

Monday 23 July 2012 17:42

Of course sex is natural, but would you want to hear other people having sex, especially your parents?

Tuffay 14

Monday 23 July 2012 18:52

Hell Yeah, if they were members of my swingers club...

s0ulslack 20

Monday 23 July 2012 17:11

So when are you going to see yer shrink? Guess the hot topic won't be how yer friends pick on you but how your Dad makes your mom call him "Darth Vader" during foreplay :p

RedPillSucks 31

Monday 23 July 2012 17:17

Sex is an inherited disease.

Ayla_Abriel 1

Monday 23 July 2012 17:17

What app?

RedPillSucks 31

Monday 23 July 2012 18:18

I dunno, What's app with you? *runs and hides*

ahhhlogin 1

Tuesday 24 July 2012 7:34

Haha

SquishFish 15

Monday 23 July 2012 17:23

Perhaps the sound of then having sex scared the snore right out of you. Solution to snoring problems- Tell your parents to keep having sex!

754 0

Monday 23 July 2012 17:30

What was the name of the app

wazoolol123 7

Monday 23 July 2012 17:32

Do you snore? There's an app for that...

Monkey013 0

Monday 23 July 2012 17:57

Snoreclock on the android market

missunderstanded 5

Monday 23 July 2012 18:00

its not the fact that they don't want to believe that they had sex, but who honestly wants to HEAR their parents having sex? you find me someone who wants to hear it, ill show you someone who is disgusting.