By Anonymous - 23/07/2012 08:08 - United States - Rock Springs

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Today, I checked the app I had used during the night. It's supposed to record you while you sleep if you make any noise, and I had downloaded because my friends say I snore. The only noise it picked up was my parents having sex. FML
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DRMIKA 4

Are you suppose to listen to the app for the whole 8 hours that you slept?

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perdix 29

Maybe your friends say your snoring sounds like old people having sex. Looks like the app busted you!

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FuzzyJack 15

Well, that sure is something that you will never forget. To look on the bright side: Maybe you can get some advice from the recording?

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littlem91 29

Better than hearing one of your parents having sex with somebody else. At least they appear to still have a happy marriage!

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lovebeecharmer 6

Yea it's natural and what not, but what is he supposed to say? Oh it didn't bother me. I rather enjoyed it. No one wants to hear or see their parent do that, so the polite reaction is horror and disgust.

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DocBastard 38

It never ceases to amaze me how kids are so shocked and "scarred" by their parents having sex. I have a question for all you idiots - HOW THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU GOT HERE? Now shut up, clean your room, and finish your vegetables.

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rattusrattus 18

I think they know about it on a conceptual level, but having it actualised kinda squicks them out. Kinda like vomiting. You know that vomiting exists, but I can't think of anyone who actually enjoys the experience of vomiting.

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freshlybreezy 15

I was a test tube baby...not a sex baby.

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redhedsaysrawr 18

Oh, so you enjoy hearing your parents have sex? Thats just weird... We all know it happened, but its not something you would like to think about...

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Lifeguardlarry 3

Doc, you never walked in on your parents, did you.

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ebonyirony 29

Having loud sex bothers me, I don't want everyone to have to be treated to the moans and groans of me and my sex partner.

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RedPillSucks 31

Walked in and joined them?

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mansen 15

to test tube baby...what do you think your father had to do to supply his half of the genetics for the test tube hmmm? Also before they resorted to infertility treatments, they were trying old fashioned way to create offspring.

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perdix 29

Doc, maybe for old farts like us, it's a certainly that we're here because of our parents having sex. Using in vitro fertilization, a couple of virgins can have a child. That's unlikely, but it does leave room for plausible deniability.

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Miswildside 0

I dont think its the fact noone wants to believe. We all know that our parents had sex, but not everyone has heard it. I mean c'mon. Who wants to hear their parents have sex?

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NOOBSQUAD 0

The only reason a kid is so shocked or scarred is because it is their parents having sex, they don't want the thought of their mom moaning, or their dad plowing their mom plaguing their mind.

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greenie213 23

60 - that is the most disgusting thought I have ever heard. How could you even think that?

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smilepatrol 7

At least you're not snoring and you proved your friends wrong

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littlem91 29

True, you'd think that would be some consolation!

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DocBastard 38

Edit: double post. Mods, please fix?

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countrygirl626 16

It is natural. HOWEVER, no child wants to imagine or think about their parents having sex. I mean, come on.

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mrshutcherson123 3

Everybody has to know that they had sex before. No duh. But the hearing and possibly seeing your parents have sex is completely disgusting For the person.You know that they had it before when u weren't around but when u are around it's nasty to think about.

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