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By resurrected - 04/09/2013 15:59 - United Kingdom - Worthing

Today, I collected my new timetable at college only to find I've been dropped from all my classes. I've been listed as deceased. I'm definitely not dead and have no idea how I supposedly died. FML

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By Alex - 30/09/2009 06:46 - Belgium

Today, I was notified that I've been going to the wrong courses for 4 weeks. A friend of mine was the only person to tell me that the administration had taken the privilege to change my courses. I have now failed 5 courses due to absences and have been suspended from college for 6 months. FML

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By Dude - 21/01/2010 11:41 - United Kingdom

Today, I went back to school after missing the first 2 weeks of the new school year. I got grilled in my first lesson by my teacher for "gallivanting around on holiday in some sunny place" when I should've been at school learning. My dad had died from liver cancer. FML

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By 4.0delinquent - 25/01/2022 19:01 - United States - Chicago

Today, I was kicked out of college for not attending a class I wasn't ever enrolled in. FML

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By Rman - 02/11/2009 22:35 - United States

Today, I got a letter confirming I had dropped out of college. I received this letter shortly after completing the 10th essay I had finished this week as a result of me deciding to finally apply myself to my schoolwork. Turns out that while dropping a class, I checked Drop All instead of Drop 1. FML

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By gr8 - 28/09/2018 17:30

Today, because I had to leave the country without notice and didn't have reception to notify my college, I have been irreversibly dropped from all my classes without a refund and will have to reapply for January. FML

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Truancy

By Shauna - 08/11/2012 11:09 - United States

Today, I had to go to my daughter's school because she hasn't been going to class. Her teacher seemed surprised to see me with my husband when we arrived. Apparently I "died" recently and my daughter has had extra responsibility around the house, hence why she doesn't come to class. FML

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Extenuating circumstances

By No diploma - 05/02/2022 17:59

Today, I found out that my professor dropped me from class because I missed a Zoom meeting. The only class I needed to graduate. Why did I miss the meeting? Because I was in labor for 32 hours. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/02/2011 18:38 - Ireland

Today, my professor's son died in a car accident and class has been cancelled until further notice. All my friends were delighted and cheered about it in front of me. I was dating my professor's son. FML

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By DreamsDontComeTrue - 05/02/2015 06:15 - United States - Newport News

Today, my professor cancelled class so I turned off my alarm. When I woke up, I checked my email again. There was no email from my professor. It was a dream. FML

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Academia ain't for everyone

By Spoopy Flame III - 18/11/2020 17:02

Today, after dropping a class for the first time ever in college in order to focus on raising my grades, I failed the test that I dropped another course to study for. By not finishing on time. After 3 days of studying. FML

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Welshite 39

Wednesday 4 September 2013 19:05

You only think you aren't dead...

RodzillaX 30

Wednesday 4 September 2013 19:05

It's going to be okay OP's ghost. You're in a confusing point in your afterlife. You lived a good life though.

Comments

Larry01_fml 19

Wednesday 4 September 2013 19:20

did call in dead by accident?

TheWildRover1 12

Wednesday 4 September 2013 19:22

how you died? my money is on drug overdose... but let me know when you find out!

cookie1207 19

Wednesday 4 September 2013 19:23

Cool!

migmit 11

Wednesday 4 September 2013 19:26

Is it possible that you died and forgot about that?

thatnucca 36

Wednesday 4 September 2013 19:27

What's good Jesus... How are my boys Shadrach, Meshach, and Abednego doing?

Royo24 11

Wednesday 4 September 2013 19:27

Well at least OP can go to college for free now...

erikwhitelock 2

Wednesday 4 September 2013 19:30

He could stay their forever and take all the classes and become a genius at everything!

worldclassrager 39

Wednesday 4 September 2013 19:29

Are you sure you are not in the afterlife? Just floating around until your reincarnation...

Dreamcatcher1229 17

Wednesday 4 September 2013 19:31

I've heard of being randomly or accidentally dropped from classes, but that's just crazy! Definitely go to admissions and straighten this out ASAP so that if you, hopefully, get back in, you won't be too far behind. It's likely, as weird as it sounds, that you were just mistaken for someone else. Just one digit in an ID or soc can **** shit up fast. Good luck!