By Anonymous - 24/04/2015 16:27 - United States - San Jose

Today, I complimented a player in a game who protected my ass the whole match. As a joke, I told them to marry me. Turned out the person was a horny 40-something lesbian stalker who spent the next 5 hours sending me pictures and trying to find out where I live. FML
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papygeorges 17

New game: Runaway A kanye west production " It's in the game!"

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nutella4life 14

Welp, there is always the option of a restraining order (in case they find u)

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itsme82 18

Maybe you shouldn't joke about such serious things. Serves you right for messing with someone like that.

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DoomedGemini 37

"Messing with someone"? They don't even know each other! It is an OBVIOUS Joke. The person who took it seriously needs help.

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Hunterx700 17

They've only known each other since the game started, anybody with any amount of common sense would have been able to distinguish that a stranger asking for their hand in marriage isn't serious

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91hayek 31

This should have been in twilight. But instead of Marry Me it should be Kill Yourself. Movie over in 5 minutes, news at the top of the hour.

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writerchic85 25

People in games are nutty. I play wow and when I first started and was trying to learn the ropes I asked a random player for help. He helped me, but once he found out I was female he wouldn't leave me alone.

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BigC_from_Bama 16

Your female? I'm never leaving you alone again!

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RedPillSucks 31

the most attractive **** appeal, ermmm.... cockatoo I've ever seen

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piinksock 17

Why on earth would you ever announce your gender? Even in vent, unless you're leading a progression raid you don't need to talk. I played for almost 10 years without disclosing my gender.

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MzZombicidal 36

Well, to be fair, you can't always hide your gender when you're physically speaking to them, #38. They could have been in a chat and had/wanted to give their opinion on something. They could have even been leading the raid! I play on Xbox Live so I can't really hide my gender but it's not always the end of the world when it happens...

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91hayek 31

Strings attached help is the worst. Especially when you want to be nice, but they're just 'nice guys'.

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ZombieSazza 34

#38, easier said than done. Some people just manage to figure out your gender sometimes and it goes from there, so please stop acting like is somehow OP's fault for being female and a gamer finding out.

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writerchic85 25

My character was female so it wasn't that hard to figure out. He also introduced himself so I did the same and he figured it out by my name. His whole persona changed the second he learned I was female. It's weird because for all he knew I was really unattractive yet the simple fact that I'm opposite sex was enough for him

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monkey_business9 14

Well, that's scary.

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NickEd 11

At least you'll have a fallback option if you can't find any other relationship options

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