Love: Today, I confessed to cheating to my girlfriend. She decided...

By bad day Brutus - 29/04/2013 05:26 - United States

Today, I confessed to cheating to my girlfriend. She decided to go up to the girl and ask her about it. The girl denied it and said she didn't even know me. My girlfriend walked up to me, called me a liar and punched me in the face. FML

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You deserved it 64 685

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By king400 - 25/11/2012 08:09 - United States - Lancaster

Today, I found out my girlfriend of 3 years has been cheating on me. When I explained the situation to the "other guy", he exclaimed that I was lying because I was jealous and trying to ruin his relationship. He punched me in the face. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 053

You deserved it 2 976

By Ari - 16/06/2011 04:19 - United States

Today, a man came up to me and punched me in the face. He turned out to be the guy my ex-girlfriend cheated on me with. Apparently, she told him we broke up because I used to beat her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 886

You deserved it 3 719

Who the **** are you?

By fuckingtrollingskankwhoreshitwankcuntfuck - 13/07/2013 17:33 - United States - Enfield

Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when a girl came out of nowhere, screaming at me for cheating on her, and saying she was dumping me. I've never seen her before, and she was almost grinning during her little act, but my girlfriend believed it, and I'm now single. FML

I agree, your life sucks 70 389

You deserved it 4 159

Love hurts

By wray16 - 26/02/2021 21:30 - United States

Today, while my girlfriend and I were making out, she went to fix the pillow behind her head and punched me straight in the face. FML

I agree, your life sucks 825

You deserved it 132

By petmosch - 04/08/2017 00:30

Today, I came up with the idea of pranking my girlfriend by telling her that I knew she was cheating on me. She then apologized. FML

I agree, your life sucks 6 273

You deserved it 2 444

By Anonymous - 28/05/2013 16:51 - United States - Ozark

Today, I confessed to my girlfriend that I cheated on her. She told me that she needed time to think, and left. An hour later, her dad came by with a baseball bat. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 224

You deserved it 146 906

By DHarman - 25/05/2010 23:06 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend actually walked into a door and gave herself a black eye. She's too embarrassed to admit it, so she's telling everyone I beat her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 63 641

You deserved it 4 071

By hero to zero - 04/07/2011 16:09 - United States

Today, my girlfriend's ex punched me so hard in the face, I couldn't see straight. But I got up anyway. I lunged at him, and nailed him in the jaw. Turns out I'd in fact just knocked out my girlfriend the on-looker. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 133

You deserved it 15 186

By Anonymous - 08/06/2014 18:01 - Canada - North Bay

Today, my girlfriend sent me a text message confessing that she's been cheating on me. Apparently she regretted telling me the truth, because when I confronted her face-to-face, she claimed her roommate had sent it as a prank. She doesn't have a roommate. FML

I agree, your life sucks 54 995

You deserved it 4 543

By Anonymous - 13/12/2014 16:19 - United States - Memphis

Today, my girlfriend confessed that she's been cheating on me for the past two months. Apparently she thought I'd take it well, because when I yelled at her for being a heartless bitch, she stuttered "S-sike!" and tried to play it off as a prank. She's acting like we're still dating. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 009

You deserved it 3 090

maz95 17

Monday 29 April 2013 12:05

Well I can't say you didn't deserve that punch.

Grand_Cookie 21

Monday 29 April 2013 12:05

You pretty much deserve whatever bad things happen to you.

Comments

xgetxbentx 13

Tuesday 30 April 2013 11:47

Ydi, karma's a bitch and you were probably getting punched either way.

BadLuckDude12345 14

Tuesday 30 April 2013 13:40

You kind of deserved it.

Eivana 37

Tuesday 30 April 2013 15:16

That sucks for you, but you asked for it. But since you were honest and came clean, I think you deserved it a little less.

RuskiManBearPig 4

Tuesday 30 April 2013 15:55

Your a piece if shit and deserved the punch but, you manned up a bit and didnt get caught then admit it like a little bitch.

FMYLIFEFF 3

Tuesday 30 April 2013 18:18

That's a blessing dude

jordanxoxo27 2

Wednesday 1 May 2013 1:23

I would have punched you in the face anyways?

Aryn16 14

Wednesday 1 May 2013 1:45

shouldn't have cheated

Rihaan 4

Wednesday 1 May 2013 9:26

It actually would have been better for you if you didn't say anything... Something to think about.

born_hustla 26

Thursday 2 May 2013 15:34

The other girl didn't wanna be a part of your drama. No one is perfect. I haven't met someone that hasn't cheated and no regret it. But whatever the outcome, they had it coming. Yours was that punch! Suck it up and go on and be a better man to that lady of yours!