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By Anonymous - 28/05/2013 16:51 - United States - Ozark

Today, I confessed to my girlfriend that I cheated on her. She told me that she needed time to think, and left. An hour later, her dad came by with a baseball bat. FML

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You deserved it 146 905

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By yee-whore - 18/10/2014 18:44 - United States - Waterbury

Today, I confronted my girlfriend after catching her cheating on me. After she finished crying, she had the brass balls to say she'd understand if I needed a couple of weeks to forgive her, and asked me for bus fare so she could go tell the other guy they could only be friends now. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 322

You deserved it 3 792

Very very frightening

By graham - 11/01/2020 14:00

Today, my first time meeting my girlfriend's dad ended with him chasing me from his house and trying to hit me with a baseball bat. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 848

You deserved it 356

By bad day Brutus - 29/04/2013 05:26 - United States

Today, I confessed to cheating to my girlfriend. She decided to go up to the girl and ask her about it. The girl denied it and said she didn't even know me. My girlfriend walked up to me, called me a liar and punched me in the face. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 056

You deserved it 64 685

What the F, lady?

By Anonymous - 01/09/2012 00:49 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, the girl I went on an awkward date with two weeks ago showed up at university and started smashing my car with a bat. She then broke down in tears and alternated between declaring her love, and cussing me out for "cheating" on her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 195

You deserved it 2 500

By Anonymous - 29/08/2015 11:28 - United States - Manhattan Beach

Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. Now she's threatening to kill herself if I don't forgive her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 983

You deserved it 2 119

By Ohfman117 - 11/08/2009 20:30 - United States

Today, I was sneaking over to my girlfriend's house. I sent her mother a text message thinking it was my girlfriend saying "There's a stalker coming in to make you his play mate ;]" Unfortunately when I got to her window I was greeted by her dad with a bat. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 956

You deserved it 71 790

By Brad - 08/03/2009 05:33 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend dumped me for someone else. An hour earlier I had just gotten permission from her dad to propose. FML

I agree, your life sucks 157 380

You deserved it 7 535

By gircos - 30/04/2014 00:10 - United States - Westerly

Today, I learned my girlfriend was cheating on me. After giving her a second chance and meeting her parents for the first time, her father said at the dinner table, "I like the other guy better." FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 324

You deserved it 7 313

By Whatswrongwithme? - 03/11/2013 09:57 - United Kingdom

Today, I told my girlfriend I loved her. She left and never came back. FML

I agree, your life sucks 55 788

You deserved it 5 723

By petmosch - 04/08/2017 00:30

Today, I came up with the idea of pranking my girlfriend by telling her that I knew she was cheating on me. She then apologized. FML

I agree, your life sucks 6 269

You deserved it 2 444

Pyon_fml 7

Wednesday 29 May 2013 0:09

YDI for cheating...

Irchell 17

Wednesday 29 May 2013 0:11

You didn't really think we would sympathise...

Comments

at0micmin3r 23

Monday 9 September 2013 12:51

Cheating is bad, but so is causing BODILY HARM FOR CHEATING. I mean... really? It's just cheating.

snydeeli000 27

Wednesday 13 November 2013 20:50

YDI for cheating, FYL for being honest and getting that.

bacon_lover100 11

Monday 23 December 2013 5:04

Here comes daddy!!!

tfowl61692 14

Friday 24 January 2014 20:20

good, people should cheat!

YouDeservedIt69 8

Saturday 5 March 2016 7:57

Legitimately what is wrong with you

DeadPixel4 29

Wednesday 12 March 2014 21:59

You're a unloyal bastard. I hope he beats your head in with it. YDI

LunarDubstep 24

Wednesday 7 May 2014 23:55

If you cheat on your girlfriend who has been faithful to you what make you think she should forgive you? If you cheated on her you don't deserve her and if you really loved her then why would you go with another woman?