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By Anonymous - 28/05/2013 16:51 - United States - Ozark

Today, I confessed to my girlfriend that I cheated on her. She told me that she needed time to think, and left. An hour later, her dad came by with a baseball bat. FML

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By yee-whore - 18/10/2014 18:44 - United States - Waterbury

Today, I confronted my girlfriend after catching her cheating on me. After she finished crying, she had the brass balls to say she'd understand if I needed a couple of weeks to forgive her, and asked me for bus fare so she could go tell the other guy they could only be friends now. FML

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Very very frightening

By graham - 11/01/2020 14:00

Today, my first time meeting my girlfriend's dad ended with him chasing me from his house and trying to hit me with a baseball bat. FML

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By bad day Brutus - 29/04/2013 05:26 - United States

Today, I confessed to cheating to my girlfriend. She decided to go up to the girl and ask her about it. The girl denied it and said she didn't even know me. My girlfriend walked up to me, called me a liar and punched me in the face. FML

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What the F, lady?

By Anonymous - 01/09/2012 00:49 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, the girl I went on an awkward date with two weeks ago showed up at university and started smashing my car with a bat. She then broke down in tears and alternated between declaring her love, and cussing me out for "cheating" on her. FML

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You deserved it 2 499

By Anonymous - 29/08/2015 11:28 - United States - Manhattan Beach

Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. Now she's threatening to kill herself if I don't forgive her. FML

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You deserved it 2 119

By Ohfman117 - 11/08/2009 20:30 - United States

Today, I was sneaking over to my girlfriend's house. I sent her mother a text message thinking it was my girlfriend saying "There's a stalker coming in to make you his play mate ;]" Unfortunately when I got to her window I was greeted by her dad with a bat. FML

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You deserved it 71 787

By Brad - 08/03/2009 05:33 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend dumped me for someone else. An hour earlier I had just gotten permission from her dad to propose. FML

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You deserved it 7 533

By gircos - 30/04/2014 00:10 - United States - Westerly

Today, I learned my girlfriend was cheating on me. After giving her a second chance and meeting her parents for the first time, her father said at the dinner table, "I like the other guy better." FML

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You deserved it 7 311

By Whatswrongwithme? - 03/11/2013 09:57 - United Kingdom

Today, I told my girlfriend I loved her. She left and never came back. FML

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You deserved it 5 722

By petmosch - 04/08/2017 00:30

Today, I came up with the idea of pranking my girlfriend by telling her that I knew she was cheating on me. She then apologized. FML

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Pyon_fml 7

Wednesday 29 May 2013 0:09

YDI for cheating...

Irchell 17

Wednesday 29 May 2013 0:11

You didn't really think we would sympathise...

Comments

Lanie_Wolff 11

Sunday 23 June 2013 8:57

I hope he shoved it up your anus!

Datchick99 4

Thursday 27 June 2013 5:56

its good you told her though

smurfdoll 8

Tuesday 2 July 2013 4:43

Hahaha my dad would not need the bat cause he's a retired boxer , and soccer player but it does make a good laugh to use the bat and not get his hands dirty , you cheat you deserve the worst . I hate cheaters . My bf of 3 years is warned & I said you wana leave , leave then but don't cheat or you'll regret it (: he's faithful (: yay me . You're a jerk and azzhole !

serenityHOLLA 1

Saturday 6 July 2013 5:53

That's what you get for cheating o. Her you dumb prick!

CNHO1997 11

Sunday 14 July 2013 23:00

"Today I confessed to my girlfriend that I cheated on her." = instant ydi.

Funnyguyproblems 1

Wednesday 31 July 2013 7:06

I think it's time to call the cops

BriannaMGK 15

Wednesday 31 July 2013 12:20

Way to go dad! You deserve it, asshole. You'll soon learn, you don't mess with daddy's girls.

motaculous 0

Monday 5 August 2013 21:47

Its your own fault for cheating on her its good that you told her but u brought that on yourself I would have come with the baseball bat not send my dad

The_9th_Doctor 18

Wednesday 28 August 2013 4:28

I hope he broke your face

batnorris 1

Sunday 1 September 2013 6:06

listen I might get heat for this and idc but I have to say: although this guy is still a bastard for cheating, he still retained some of my respect for being a man and admitting it. he still cheated and that was wrong but he admitted it.how many guys have you seen do that? at least this guy wasn't complaining about being caught hr complained about the dad threatening him with a bat. all I'm saying is he's a lot more man than some of these guys expecting sympathy...