By madseason - 07/05/2012 00:13 - United States

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Today, I confronted my girlfriend about cheating on me. Her response was that it's not cheating since she is getting paid. FML
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KnightAngela1109 10

Oh my I hope you were wrapping up your salami:)

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raew10 4

At least your getting it for free.

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AugustBurnsToast 14

Tell her good luck finding a guy who sees any sort of validity in her argument hahaha!

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LoganBurrito 6

You, sir, are quite the handsome man, in the straightest way possible and from one bro to another.

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Michele2luv 8

I thought he was quite adorable too :)

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Holly__FML 3

you are really good looking:)

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AugustBurnsToast 14

Why thank you sir and everyone else :) (Stupidly grinning at the moment haha)

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omarzrgz 3

That *****. SMH

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mrsmillsy 10

Why is it not EX-girlfriend??

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Michele2luv 8

Shes good at her job . . .

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I_Punch_Babies 7

you didnt pick it up when she kept asking for money every time yall did it? shame on you op!

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horneyhic 15

Well it is her job would u quit urs for a new gf?

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omarzrgz 3

Not to mention an illegal job.

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ShyAnn29 14

Unless she lives in Nevada, then it's not illegal.......I think, I could be wrong.

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hermitknut 22

A quick search says that a few Nevada counties allow prostitution in legal brothels, so yep. Anywhere else in the US it's illegal.

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esines 9

God I hope she works at Bunny Ranch and is on kathouse

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ShyAnn29 14

Thank you 46 for making me feel smart!

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Dommon 7

umm so is she your girlfriend or prostitute??

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FMLshark 12

Both, clearly.

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TwiztedYuri 9

he's running a business but doesn't realize it yet.

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SoultheWolf 19

I really hope you dump that ****. And get yourself tested, if you have a dissease sue her ass.

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michaeljcaboose 7

I believe ***** don't get paid. She is totally a *****

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