Names, Awkward, Babies and Work: Today, I couldn't contain my laughter when a patient told me...

By Anonymous - 06/01/2012 22:49 - United States

Today, I couldn't contain my laughter when a patient told me she'd named her unborn daughter Twinkie. FML

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By andy - 28/01/2013 04:36 - United States - Long Beach

Today, on my shift as a nurse, I asked a pregnant woman what she would name her child. She said she saw the name "Chlamydia" on a billboard and decided to name her daughter that, saying it was "beautiful." I informed her that it was an STD, and she replied, "Oh, well no one knows that!" FML

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By Anonymous - 29/10/2010 23:53 - United States

Today, I sent the girl I like a Twinkie with a note saying "Enjoy! You deserve it". I found out later through an angry email that someone had written "you damn fatty" on the end of the note. FML

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By baby names - 23/09/2018 22:00

Today, I helped a lady give birth on the train. She was so happy she asked if she could name the baby after me, but as I told her my name she visibly turned her nose up at it, turned to her husband, and suggested naming it after his grandfather instead. FML

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By lawdy - 21/05/2017 20:00

Today, I told my daughter that she's going to be a big sister, because there is a baby growing in my tummy. She's been sobbing because I can't convince her that I didn't eat a baby. FML

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By anotherfmladdict - 26/09/2013 07:06 - United States - Muscatine

Today, my 15-year-old daughter said she wanted to become a "baby name expert". I chortled, until I looked it up. They actually exist. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2009 17:14 - United States

Today, my girlfriend named my penis "little baby carrot." FML

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By Dor51 - 27/10/2013 19:52 - United States - Tacoma

Today, we found out that my unborn sibling is a girl, and my parents quickly named her. In a few years' time, "Candida" is going to catch all kinds of shit at school, just like I do for being named Dorothy. My "friends" have already started calling me "Lil' yeast infection's sis." FML

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By noway - 03/01/2014 11:03 - France - Cholet

Today, my French wife chose the name of our unborn baby girl. She wants to call her Fanny and won't change her mind. FML

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By numbnuts - 23/09/2013 05:48 - Canada - Nanaimo

Today, my 2-year-old daughter overheard my wife and I arguing and fixated on one particular insult my wife threw at me. Now my daughter won't stop saying "Daddy a numbnuts", always with a big smile on her face. FML

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By -___- - 14/09/2012 23:06 - Sweden - Stockholm

Today, my five-year-old daughter asked me why moms don't swallow clothes, so that their babies won't be born naked. My husband burst into derisive laughter, and has now trained her into responding to the name "Derp-Derp." FML

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Saturday 7 January 2012 0:41

What is wrong with parents nowadays?! Do they hate their kids? There was a mother who was on the news because she named her child "Facebook Me Soon".. WTF?!?!

ihasbrains 10

Saturday 7 January 2012 1:31

Heard people would name their kids things like Sparta so that they could introduce them like this: 'THIS, IS, SPARTA!' Gotta admit, it's kind of funny.

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somewhatlucky 1

Sunday 8 January 2012 10:26

when you say unborn do you mean she was still pregnant or the baby died?

hellokitty92_fml 5

Sunday 8 January 2012 15:54

Wasn't there a child off the movie Americus with that name??

Black_Rose6 10

Monday 9 January 2012 18:05

#392- The movie was actually called "Where the Heart Is" and the little girls name was Americus, her mom was Novalee. Novalee's friend Lexi had the 4 kids with the funky names. Brownie, Praline, Cherry, and Baby Ruth. (The one guy said he did't know if it was Pez or Twinkie calling as a joke because of the fact she named her kids after snack foods ) lol

Bekeliyr 10

Monday 9 January 2012 5:52

You think that's insane? My friends name is Michael Jordan haha.

fersuremandeee 9

Monday 9 January 2012 15:55

I have a cousin named Pi, but it's the actual Pi symbol...mathematicians these days

korkygirl78 1

Monday 9 January 2012 19:07

There is a family that just moved to our town and the oldest daughter is named Chlamydia! Poor sweet girl doesn't have a chance in our high school. I guess in the country she came from its considered a pretty name

Glidefedt 6

Monday 9 January 2012 23:38

Someone tried to name their child the same as a sort of bush with flowers ob, luckily, it wasn't approvee.

chris3113 7

Monday 9 January 2012 23:43

Wtf is wrong with parents now...

thatkidyouhate 3

Tuesday 10 January 2012 9:36

i used to go to high school with some kid named lone wolf. i also have a friend who named her son Lucas Sky Walker, so that his name is Luke Sky Walker. Haha

day_dreamer23 8

Tuesday 10 January 2012 23:51

first someone names their kid Facebook, then that that druggie from Wisconsin changes his name to, "Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop", now this? Woow