By usmcpain - 23/06/2009 05:16 - United States

Today, I couldn't sleep and in the process of tossing and turning I did something very painful to my back. I spent 4 years in the marine corps infantry, but laying in a bed kicks my ass. FML
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hahaha6 0

sigh...... #54 was trying to tell the idiot commenter to shut up, give our armed forces some respect, and lets see THEM try to do 4 years in the Marines(because they most likely wouldn't make it). That was the point of their comment..... Very relevant......

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Joe2794 0

Why don't you go into the Marine for 4 years? You won't be able to survive that long.

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Phoenix_fml 13

If you really are a Marine, you would know to capitalize Marine Corps. Also, 4 years in the infantry will do that to your back

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IllegalLight 0

You wuss. If you joined the Marines for that long then honestly? You should not be calling a little pain from sleeping wrong an FML. FYL for being a pansy.

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Funtertaining11 0

It's not your fault. Maybe your body is just adjusting and isn't used to your bed.

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inkedgeek 0

because their motto is "never leave your buddies behind"

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rightsaidred 3

Actually, it's "Semper Fidelis" (Always Faithful)

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Cerataphora 0

How is that reminiscent of "pussyism" (to make up a proper word)? It means they'll drag their asses back into a battle to help out a comrade, dead or alive. Sounds pretty ******* brave to me. You or I on the other hand, would probably run the hell out of there.

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alexandrat09 0

Oh far real. Marines are *******. Let me tell you a little story of a guy who came up to my bar last night. I was sitting at the bar, and there was this guy who came in. He had this huge gash right above his lip but under his nose. I was wondering what happened but out of curtiousy I didn't. Well, I started talking with one of our regulars when the subject of military came up. He brought the other guy up and told me he was a staff sergeant in the Marines. He has gone to Iraq four times. His first time in Iraq, it was his battallion was out numbered by the Iraqis. In the matter of ten minutes, the Iraqis were dead, and it was just the guy and one of his Marines. The guy had been shot in the face and hip. He was struggling to get up. When they were calling air support, they said it would be ten minutes for them to get there. He said that in ten minutes he would be dead. His friend was flying the airplane and recognized his voice. He was there in a matter of five minutes to rescue his friend. This guy had to fight against the Marines to stay in. They wanted to kick him out since he got shot in the face and hip. He fought against them and it still in. This guy doesn't even tell his family when he's on leave because he says they become an emotional wreck and he doesn't want to see him cry. Don't you feel like a douche bag now.

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wpwpwp 0

this isn't funny at all and it's not an fml shit happens, get over it.

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nuga 0

What the heck is with everyone freaking out at the OP? This is a humor site, the fml doesn't have to be something 'serious' and the OP is just pointing out the irony of getting through 4 years of marine corps without any injuries only to hurt himself in his bed. Chill out, people.

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technobutterfly 0

Woahh. Intense.

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intothevoid612 0

Don't worry about it, I pulled a muscle in my back while getting out my wallet to pay for my monthly gym membership fees.

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alexandrat09 0

People here are assholes. This is a FML. Marines are hard core shit and for you not to be injured during your enlistment and hurt your back when your out is some shit. Hope you feel better.

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UGADawg08 1

Thank you for your service, Marine.

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