Health: Today, I cut myself deeply with an expensive razor that advertised...

By Thorin - 25/01/2010 21:46 - United Kingdom

Today, I cut myself deeply with an expensive razor that advertised it's impossible to cut yourself with. Twice. Guess I always was an overachiever. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/10/2019 22:00

Today, I managed to cut myself twice with a Swiss army knife. Stabbed in one hand and sliced a finger on the other. Good to know it's super sharp. FML

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By tylerlove361 - 11/02/2009 05:30 - United States

Today, I cut myself with child-proof scissors. FML

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Let it bleed

By breza - 01/07/2022 14:00 - Slovenia

Today, while trying to put something into the almost full waste bin, I cut myself with a razor blade that my son had thrown in there. It was surprisingly sharp, and my finger started pissing blood. FML

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By Chicketi - 11/02/2009 14:45 - Canada

Today, I cut myself on a band-aid box, while trying to get one out for another cut. FML

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By shaverguy - 15/06/2009 08:51 - United States

Today, I got an electric shaver hoping that it would reduce the risk of cutting myself than shaving with a manual one. However, I cut myself opening the plastic package with the shaver inside. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/03/2015 04:26 - United States

Today, I tried shaving my bikini area for the first time. I ended up cutting myself several times. I now have impressive razor burn, and it's incredibly painful to even wear pants. FML

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By scaryhairy - 04/11/2009 01:44 - United States

Today, I accidentally cut myself with a razor blade on my toe. Not only does it sting really badly, but it reinforces the fact that I have abnormally hairy toes that need to be shaved. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/05/2019 22:00

Today, I learned how to sharpen a knife. I sharpened it so well that it went through my finger like a lightsaber. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2014 00:10 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I decided to conquer my fear of blades, and tried shaving my legs with a razor. I sat on the side of my bathtub and wet my legs, but some of the water splashed. I slipped on it and fell back, hitting my head on the tile wall and slicing my leg open at the same time. FML

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Snowflake

By Bullocks - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Rochester

Today, while I was at work in a machine shop, I cut myself really bad. Not with any of the sharp tools, drills, or metals I work with. Just the soap dispenser. FML

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CYNNER 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 1:40

Misadvertisement. you should sue

JESUSlives4MUSIC 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 1:38

you must feel proud. I know I would

Comments

allmidnighteyes 10

Tuesday 26 January 2010 1:52

YDI for shaving. Grow that shit out.

F_ur_life_douche 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 2:00

coming from they guy whose pic is a clean shaven dude lol

Tkim32 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 2:00

No he just hasn't hit purberty yet.

Prestigex 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 2:51

^ win

beccartist 1

Tuesday 26 January 2010 4:11

perdix FTW

metazoanhaddock 11

Tuesday 26 January 2010 7:03

perdix wins as usual

chaos753159 4

Tuesday 26 January 2010 4:06

^ fail

Soulathyia 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 4:57

^average

sterl13 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 5:37

no he's just Asian dumbass, the only Asians that have facial hiar are the ninja warriors

JoshTheMaggot 8

Tuesday 26 January 2010 6:53

^ killed it completely. and Asians can't grow beards it messes up there ninja tactics. lol

div01 2

Tuesday 26 January 2010 12:43

ninjas are forced to shave, unless they're rebel ninjas, who revolted against their clan's questionable morals. then they can have some scruff.

superHydrate 4

Tuesday 26 January 2010 1:55

how can you not cut yourself with any sharp object that is used to cut in first place???? ydi for not having brain!!

yakturk43 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 1:56

lawsuit for breach of warranty

kerrygirl 13

Tuesday 26 January 2010 8:07

breach of warranty? ah no......false advertising yes

MysteryJoker 5

Tuesday 26 January 2010 8:18

They'll counter with you being retarded enough to try and prove their ad wrong. You lose.

yakturk43 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 16:22

Um actually you can get breach of warranty for fitness of purpose, which would pay more then the false advertising claim. False advertising you gotta prove damages, he'll just get money for the cuts...breach of warranty now is Strict Liability, you win money no matter how severe the damages are, and you can recover more going with the breach of warranty theory...sorry know you probably didnt goto law school...pretty simple stuff, but figured I'd explain to you =)

trickyd 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 1:57

Well deep in the back of your mind if something is labled as this was you wouldnt think you'd need to be as careful. FYL for falling victim to a growing false advertisement problem.