Health: Today, I cut myself deeply with an expensive razor that advertised...

By Thorin - 25/01/2010 21:46 - United Kingdom

Today, I cut myself deeply with an expensive razor that advertised it's impossible to cut yourself with. Twice. Guess I always was an overachiever. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/10/2019 22:00

Today, I managed to cut myself twice with a Swiss army knife. Stabbed in one hand and sliced a finger on the other. Good to know it's super sharp. FML

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By tylerlove361 - 11/02/2009 05:30 - United States

Today, I cut myself with child-proof scissors. FML

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Let it bleed

By breza - 01/07/2022 14:00 - Slovenia

Today, while trying to put something into the almost full waste bin, I cut myself with a razor blade that my son had thrown in there. It was surprisingly sharp, and my finger started pissing blood. FML

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By Chicketi - 11/02/2009 14:45 - Canada

Today, I cut myself on a band-aid box, while trying to get one out for another cut. FML

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By shaverguy - 15/06/2009 08:51 - United States

Today, I got an electric shaver hoping that it would reduce the risk of cutting myself than shaving with a manual one. However, I cut myself opening the plastic package with the shaver inside. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/03/2015 04:26 - United States

Today, I tried shaving my bikini area for the first time. I ended up cutting myself several times. I now have impressive razor burn, and it's incredibly painful to even wear pants. FML

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By scaryhairy - 04/11/2009 01:44 - United States

Today, I accidentally cut myself with a razor blade on my toe. Not only does it sting really badly, but it reinforces the fact that I have abnormally hairy toes that need to be shaved. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/05/2019 22:00

Today, I learned how to sharpen a knife. I sharpened it so well that it went through my finger like a lightsaber. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2014 00:10 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I decided to conquer my fear of blades, and tried shaving my legs with a razor. I sat on the side of my bathtub and wet my legs, but some of the water splashed. I slipped on it and fell back, hitting my head on the tile wall and slicing my leg open at the same time. FML

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Snowflake

By Bullocks - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Rochester

Today, while I was at work in a machine shop, I cut myself really bad. Not with any of the sharp tools, drills, or metals I work with. Just the soap dispenser. FML

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Tuesday 26 January 2010 1:40

Misadvertisement. you should sue

JESUSlives4MUSIC 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 1:38

you must feel proud. I know I would

Comments

alfigel 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 9:14

Oh well, so did I. But it's especially "funny" when you switch to this type of razor because you are being medicated with anticoagulants (i.e. you are a drug-induced bleeder).

erikeet216 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 9:19

um, i've never heard of a razor that said it was impossible to cut yourself with... i call bullshit

cinnaluna 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 9:32

I'm sorry, but the logic of a no cut razor epicly fails. If it's no cut, how the crap are you supposed to shave with it?

AxCxDxDx 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 9:32

pasta!

OmgiLove 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 3:08

Pasta is ALWAYS the answer :)

macc55 2

Tuesday 26 January 2010 10:53

do i hear a lawsuit?

dzerzhinsky 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 12:42

YDI for believing the hype

dfeigel71 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 15:25

You should use the razor to slit your own neck, then dig deep into the toilet that you offten plug up, grab a handfull of whatever is in there and put it down your blowhole. FML is right, you are so emo!