Health: Today, I daringly tried that fish-bath thing, where all these...

By anx133 - 16/01/2009 01:25 - China

Today, I daringly tried that fish-bath thing, where all these fish come and eat all of your skin's dead cells. I got into it, and after 15 minutes of being a human buffet, at least 20 of the fish died. FML

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By Loser - 29/06/2018 13:30 - United States - Winona

Today, I was skinny dipping with some cute girls from school, one of which I really like. Everything was great until I caught a fish on my own personal nightcrawler and they had to take me to the ER. I'll forever be known as "Salmon Dick". FML

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Blending Nemo

By hhaghigh - 14/03/2020 00:08 - United States

Today, I was draining the water from my fishbowl out into the kitchen sink. The fish was still in it and decided to go with the flow, literally, right into the garburator. I was too scared to stick my hand down there to save it; instead I panicked and turned the garburator on. FML

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By wayne - 07/12/2011 10:28 - New Zealand

Today, I overcame my fear of swimming in lakes and went for a swim. I got bitten by an eel. FML

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By asdfBUTT - 06/03/2012 01:36 - United States

Today, I went swimming in a pond. I came out covered in leeches. Terrified, I screamed, flailed about and cried out for help until half a dozen people ran over. One of them was kind enough to point out that those leeches I was so afraid of were actually patches of mud. FML

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Now you know

By Ouchies - 18/03/2021 17:01

Today, I went to the beach. My friend decided it would be funny to push me into a bunch of Portuguese Man-O-War jellyfish washed up on the shore. Did you know their tentacles can sting even if they’re dead? FML

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By Anonymous - 27/08/2011 22:59 - United States

Today, I excitedly showed my new roommate my pet fish. She then told me about how she purposely starved her last fish to see how long it would take before they started eating each other before starving to death. FML

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Heeeeelp!

By mel - 30/08/2009 15:23 - United States

Today, I had a stressful day at work and decided to go in the jacuzzi. I hadn't used it for a year, so it was a little dirty. After I cleaned it, filled it up, and jumped in, I pressed the jets. Immediately, thousands of dead moths shot out at full speed towards me. FML

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Murdered

By Anonymous - 16/02/2021 20:01

Today, I woke up and checked my fish tank. I thought the temperature was too low, so half asleep, I turned it up. Now all my fish are dead. FML

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Patterned

By jhughes1997 - 17/06/2013 01:39 - United States - Decatur

Today, I went fishing with my dad. I figured, since we were out on the dock, I may as well get rid of my farmer's tan. I fell asleep in the sun and woke up to a fishing net draped over me. I now have a fishnet pattern down the front of my body. FML

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By fisherman - 23/01/2010 10:12 - United States

Today, I went fishing with friends looking to catch big redfish. During the trip, one of the men caught a 50 pound monster which I put away. At the end of the trip they wanted to take a picture with it. I went to wash off the fish in the water. Apparently the fish wasn't dead and swam away. FML

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Finnboghi 0

Saturday 14 February 2009 2:43

I'm guessing you had soap or some kind of lotion on you? For anyone who reads this who is going to try to aforementioned treatment, make sure you're completely neutral.

Simgary56 0

Friday 3 April 2009 4:11

Did you fart?

Comments

Avenging_Angel 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 17:49

Haha I've read about that in the newspaper. Did you get charged extra for killing fish? 

cherrycream 0

Friday 17 July 2009 4:46

ew what the hell is with your skin

ydi_ruuc 0

Friday 19 February 2010 2:01

It's dead.

NadezhdaAerica 0

Monday 26 July 2010 1:36

LoL!

epicfail13337 4

Sunday 19 July 2009 23:50

Places in Asia...I know Singapore has them, and from this FML they have them in China too.

mikeconroy1 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 2:40

whey

KoreanGuy 0

Monday 17 August 2009 20:35

for all you idiots, it's a type of fish tht eats ur dead skin.

omg2funny 1

Thursday 14 January 2010 19:03

FML?? The fishes are DEAD!! & you are worried about yourself? If I were you, I'd rush to the hospital to get a check.. fungus, bacteria, virus, cancer.. the whole works..

skullbashd 3

Friday 19 March 2010 14:54

^^lol WIN

Itzmeh 0

Monday 12 April 2010 5:58

Only in Asia....

dontbugme 0

Tuesday 20 April 2010 2:31

thats just gross!! what if u hav dead skin on private parts? ewww lol :P try doing it without cream or lotion on lol if u dare XD

spaceenellyy 0

Monday 24 May 2010 0:03

**** Lol Dude That's Hilarious! ;D Are You sure There Isn't Something Wrong With You!? I Don't Think That's Healthy. Wow. You Must Have A Lot Of Dead Skin Then ! Aha Bye Bye Fishy.