By DAMMit - 27/07/2009 08:12 - Australia

Today, I decided I was going to dump my needy girlfriend. I was about to break the news when she stopped me. She showed me her new tattoo she had gotten. Our names, surrounded by a love heart spread across her back. She reckons I should get a matching one. FML
I agree, your life sucks 71 574
You deserved it 8 498

Same thing different taste

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CryingHowls 0

damn that sucks but you know she really loves you don't be too harsh about the break up >

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Well, you should do whatever you want because you dont wanna be stuck with someone you dont like for the rest of your life so but dont be harsh

waterynuggets 0

FHL for getting a shitty tattoo.

Pfft dump her anyway. She'll learn the hard way not to have boyfriends' names put permanently on her body. My mom got her boyfriend's name on her hip and they broke up a month later. I told her it was a bad idea, but she didn't listen. Hahaha.

pinkbullethippy 0

I met this chick that after a week of knowing her had someone draw up a tattoo that said our names and bffs forever. Luckily I talked her out of it. Then later her husband found out she was cheating and asked for a divorce a few days later she got "property of ---" with his name in the blank. Name tattoos are creepy and kinda weird especially if you guys were just dating.

vt_mruhlin 0

If I ever get into that situation where I know I'm about to be dumped again, I'm going to go get a removable tattoo like that just to **** around with her.

Holy shit. At this point, just start being a subtly shittier boyfriend and get HER to dump YOU. If you dump her now she'll probably end up doing what others have mentioned: keying your car, stalking you, etc.

mister_moops 0
Imawhalerider 0

Get a tat that sais we are breaking up

wow what a crazy bitch... don't feel bad about dumping her if you didn't encourage her to get the tattoo, it's not your fault she's insane.

swooshq 0

No, it's okay. The tattoo's on her back, so she won't have to see it if she doesn't want to.