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By djshahso - 26/02/2010 00:14 - United States

Today, I decided it would be funny to give my friend a peanut that had fallen on the floor. I hid it in his food, and started laughing when he ate it. It turns out he is allergic to peanuts. His family hates me now. FML

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By stuckwithafamilyofcunts - 27/04/2013 20:23 - Spain - El Puig

Today, my little brother gave me an open jar of peanut butter for my birthday. I'm deathly allergic, and he knows it. Despite his maniacal grin and snickering, my parents said it was an innocent mistake, and grounded me for yelling at him. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/02/2011 05:14 - United States

Today, I had an asthma attack. I grabbed my inhaler and found peanut butter on it. I'm extremely allergic to peanuts. FML

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By Cooper491 - 15/09/2011 21:22 - Australia

Today, I was at a bar with my friend, when I noticed a young lad at a table near to us. I thought it'd be funny to jeer and flick peanuts at him. I went to the restroom, only to come back to my friend face-down on the floor. Turns out the guy fucked him up instead, and now he won't talk to me. FML

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By epipen life - 10/03/2019 16:00 - United States

Today, my boyfriend’s mom fed me a new dish containing peanuts, knowing full well I’m severely allergic. According to her, her ancestors “cured” allergies by exposing the person to the allergen. I went into anaphylactic shock. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/08/2009 00:52 - Canada

Today, I went for a jog. While passing by my neighbor's house, their six year old son started throwing peanuts at me screaming, "I hope this kills you!" because I'm allergic to peanuts. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/09/2019 00:01 - United States

Today, I had to go to the ER because of a terrible allergic reaction I had to the cookies my "friend" made for me. She assured me several times that there were no nuts in them. Turns out, she put nuts in them on purpose, to see whether or not I was really allergic. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/10/2012 00:04 - United States - Mount Jackson

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and best friend making out. His explanation was that he was trying to stop her from having an allergic reaction to peanut butter. FML

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You old fool

By Anonymous - 15/01/2021 17:01 - New Zealand - Palmerston North

Today, after repeatedly telling my partner's family that our daughter is allergic to peanuts, his grandfather decided to feed her one, to "see if she really is allergic." FML

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lautturi 2

Friday 26 February 2010 9:10

You really do deserve that. Peanut allergies are common. If I was his family, I'd hate you too for doing something like that without thinking.

AMMYFIST 0

Friday 26 February 2010 9:11

YDI for not knowing, call yourself his friend?

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jacobsessed 0

Friday 26 February 2010 11:35

can you say s-t-o-o-p-i-d????

strawberry6826 0

Friday 26 February 2010 11:52

well that's easy. ydi.

born_to_lose_fml 5

Friday 26 February 2010 12:01

All of the biggest YDI start with "I decided it'd be funny to..". Guess it's too hard to learn a lesson out of it already.

assassinforu 0

Friday 26 February 2010 12:11

you suck

hazlewood17 0

Friday 26 February 2010 12:35

you my friend, are an idiot.

Rabbity 0

Friday 26 February 2010 13:11

While this person is an idiot for this dumb prank, and probably should have known about his allergy, he/she didn't mean to almost kill the friend. Most people do not have serious food allergies. I'm sure we all have offered something with peanuts/shellfish/chocolate to someone without knowing for certain if they had an allergy. The prank was stupid, though.

clockworklolita 3

Friday 26 February 2010 14:02

Key word there is 'offered', though. When you _offer_ somebody food that they're allergic to, they have the opportunity to say "No thank you." When you hide it in food they're already eating... yeah, not so much. Dear OP: how the hell is it 'funny' to give your friend food that's been on the floor? How old are you, 8?

uhohuscrewedup 0

Friday 26 February 2010 13:26

okay how is it funny to feed someone something of the floor. ydi for not having a good sense of humour

Sekococo 0

Friday 26 February 2010 13:29

<_<.....>_>....* Does the peanut dance from charlie brown*

airforce987 20

Friday 26 February 2010 13:32

why would you hide it in his food? that's stupid. I'd just say 'you want a peanut? it's my last one' and if they say 'no, I'm allergic' then you know. and besides, why would you get a kick out of him eating a peanut even if you didn't know he's allergic. hahahaha! my friend is eating a lima bean that was on the floor and I hid it in his food!!!