Health: Today, I decided it would be funny to give my friend a peanut...

By djshahso - 26/02/2010 00:14 - United States

Today, I decided it would be funny to give my friend a peanut that had fallen on the floor. I hid it in his food, and started laughing when he ate it. It turns out he is allergic to peanuts. His family hates me now. FML

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By peanutprobs - 31/10/2014 21:12 - Germany - Bochum

Today, my friend took our prank war too far when he secretly added peanuts to my food. I have a peanut allergy. FML

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By stuckwithafamilyofcunts - 27/04/2013 20:23 - Spain - El Puig

Today, my little brother gave me an open jar of peanut butter for my birthday. I'm deathly allergic, and he knows it. Despite his maniacal grin and snickering, my parents said it was an innocent mistake, and grounded me for yelling at him. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/02/2011 05:14 - United States

Today, I had an asthma attack. I grabbed my inhaler and found peanut butter on it. I'm extremely allergic to peanuts. FML

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By Cooper491 - 15/09/2011 21:22 - Australia

Today, I was at a bar with my friend, when I noticed a young lad at a table near to us. I thought it'd be funny to jeer and flick peanuts at him. I went to the restroom, only to come back to my friend face-down on the floor. Turns out the guy fucked him up instead, and now he won't talk to me. FML

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By epipen life - 10/03/2019 16:00 - United States

Today, my boyfriend’s mom fed me a new dish containing peanuts, knowing full well I’m severely allergic. According to her, her ancestors “cured” allergies by exposing the person to the allergen. I went into anaphylactic shock. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/08/2009 00:52 - Canada

Today, I went for a jog. While passing by my neighbor's house, their six year old son started throwing peanuts at me screaming, "I hope this kills you!" because I'm allergic to peanuts. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/09/2019 00:01 - United States

Today, I had to go to the ER because of a terrible allergic reaction I had to the cookies my "friend" made for me. She assured me several times that there were no nuts in them. Turns out, she put nuts in them on purpose, to see whether or not I was really allergic. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/10/2012 00:04 - United States - Mount Jackson

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and best friend making out. His explanation was that he was trying to stop her from having an allergic reaction to peanut butter. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/01/2021 17:01 - New Zealand - Palmerston North

Today, after repeatedly telling my partner's family that our daughter is allergic to peanuts, his grandfather decided to feed her one, to "see if she really is allergic." FML

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By au. - 06/01/2022 05:01

Today, one of the kids I was babysitting had a severe peanut allergy, and he looked me dead in the eye as he ate a peanut bar before I could stop him. His sister swore up and down that I made him eat it. Guess who the parents believed, even after I rushed him to the hospital. FML

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Friday 26 February 2010 9:10

You really do deserve that. Peanut allergies are common. If I was his family, I'd hate you too for doing something like that without thinking.

AMMYFIST 0

Friday 26 February 2010 9:11

YDI for not knowing, call yourself his friend?

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tinks21 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 22:49

You're such a douchebag. You definitely deserved it.

megan369 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 2:49

I find it hard to believe that the fact that your friend has a peanut allergy never came up. But, you know. Shit happens. People don't really stop to think about allergies and medical issues when doing an immature prank.

pattheaninal 9

Sunday 28 February 2010 8:49

if your a girl, your the definition of a bitch. if your a guy, your the definition of an asshole.

Erindub 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 21:53

You could've killed your friend. Some friend you are. I had a friend die from eating food containing nuts. Its ******* hilarious...NOT!

42billybob 5

Monday 1 March 2010 17:18

pro-tip: EVERYONE has either an allergy, anxiety, or ADD these days.

Bangsa 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 0:38

Oh come on guys! It's not his/her fault that this "friend" never told him/her about the allergy! And I have to say that it is very rare that a practical joke doesnt turn to the worse! And you guys wailing on this person can go FO like ppl never make mistakes! " Let he who is without sin cast the first stone" MF's!!!!